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Lockdown Syndrome 

..... the feeling of depression and sadness because there is a mandatory "stay at home" mandate from the government. You cannot do what you would normally do in a normal day because you are not to leave your home, the restaurants are closed for dine-in and social gatherings are prohibited. This was brought on by the COVID-19 pandemic at the end of 2019 and most of 2020. Coined by Edward Veneracion on March 27, 2020, California, USA.
I think I have the "Lockdown Syndrome" , because I am feeling depressed because I cannot go out of my house and do the normal things I like to do nor can I socialize with my friends...

Lockdown Special 

“To pull a Lockdown Special”: The action of undertaking a photograph, video call or conference appearing on-camera as fully clothed and appropriately dressed, despite not wearing appropriate (or any) clothing on the lower body which is out-of-view.

A Lockdown Special may be the act of a company employee appearing on a video meeting as wearing expected business attire, when in fact they are naked from the waist down, unbeknownst to any other meeting attendees.
“Jonathan pulled a Lockdown Special yesterday. He stood up to open the window and we all saw more than we hoped for.”

Lockdown legs 

A buildup of body fat, particularly in the leg area, caused as a result of adhering to pandemic lockdown restrictions.
Steve: Hey Brad, seen Suzie since the restrictions started?
Brad: No, why?
Steve: Well try not to do a double take when you see her - serious case of lockdown legs.
Brad: I hear ya bro.

Lockdown Layer 

The unmistakable layer of fat around ones stomach, bum, hips and chin that has grown as a result staying inside and eating all the things during lockdown
I need to start a diet and get rid of this lockdown layer

Lockdown John 

During the years of 2019-2021, COVID Lockdowns were a constant. Working from home, home schooling and minimal interactions with others led to the development of many personality phenomena. One of these was the "Lockdown John" syndrome or as it was know more colloquially "The Toey Stin"

A person suffering from 'LJ' or 'TTS' would turn any group message, irrespective of pipe (WhatsApp, Messenger, ICQ, iMessage, Yahoo!) into a sexually driven narrative, most commonly of the homosexual orientation.
Matthew B: Hey everyone, how was church reading this week?

Lockdown John: I'll read your anus with no lube if you're not careful !

Sean W: I've done some analysis on the basketball game lads, very interesting

Lockdown John: I'll give you ANAL you toey runt!
Lockdown John by Jonothan Isaac December 1, 2021

lockdown nazi

The kind of person who takes great delight and pleasure in enforcing other people's social distancing or berating them for not fully following the rules. Lockdown Nazi's are often also out and about witnessing said transgressions, often adding to the problem.
Phil witnessed 10 examples of people standing closer than 2m whilst he was out on his walk. He was sure to shout at all of them to remind them how much of a better lockdown nazi he was than them.