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onion lakers 

girls with ugly thick drawn on eyebrows, red lipstick and usually vertical lip piercings. onion lakers usually think of themselves as "hot shit" usually do duckface/kissy lips in photos.
guy 1 "look at those girls eyebrows"
guy 2 "that's and onion laker"
guy 1 "looks like she uses sharpie to color that sh*t in"
guy 2 "onion lakers ferda"
onion lakers by destroyer2121 December 11, 2013
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Los Angeles Lakers 

#1 The Best Team in the History of the NBA

#2 The Most Hated Team in the History of the NBA
#1 14 NBA Championships, Best all-time win percentage, Only 4 losing seasons in 40 years, All-Stars such as Kobe Bryant, Shaquille O'Neal, Magic Johnson, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, James Worthy, Elgin Baylor, and Jerry West.

#2 "Fuck dem Los Angeles Lakers, de fuckin suckez, Kobe iz a rapitz and he sucks and da Lakerz suckez"
Los Angeles Lakers by Spikesy July 13, 2006

LA lakers vest

A vest once worn by the weed bandit.Worn to cover ones hair chest while swimming when asked to take it off point at the women and young children wearing vests and accused the lifegaurd of sexism.Also used to scare people away from ones house.
You mofo i'm the weedbandit and you be doing this shit to me,look at those peopel wearing their shirts(point at women and children)Me and my LA lakers vest don't need this
LA lakers vest by maharaja December 14, 2006

GO LAKERS 

adj; often used in place of normal salutations
"alright hoover... I'll talk to you later... GO LAKERS!
GO LAKERS by HOOVER April 18, 2004

mountain lakers 

a plenty of spoiled kids who think they are top over everything and bitchin at their parents to buy everything for them. they have no life outside cuz they all grew up together in the same town and prefer to not make friends with people from around new jersey. its exactly like the movie "village". rich kids dont have to get a job in life and expect to live off of daddys and mommys money. very sad but true.
Richard: "Did you graduate from mountain lakes?"
Jennifer: "Yes, do I know you?"
Richard:" C'mon, yes we used to hang out in high school and parties"
Jennifer: "Um... no? I only know mountain lakers"
Richard: " *SMH* Get a life, I feel sorry for you"
mountain lakers by Truth973 June 10, 2011

Tri-lakes Challenge 

The Tri-lakes challenge is a town competition/quirk that takes place in Monument, CO and Palmer Lake, CO. Starting and ending inside of Taco Bell , participants must be fully submerged in each of the three lakes: Woodmoor Lake, Monument Lake, and Palmer Lake. The challenge was first popularized by local heroes, the "Sausage Fest."
"Dude! What's your best time for the Tri-lakes Challenge?"

"36 minutes! Me and the squad are going for the record tonight though! "