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Kidz Bop 

A soccer mom’s excuse to get the kids to shut up by playing clean music because their kids can’t handle the word “beer” or because they are such brats that they don’t want to hear anything to do with alcohol, or because, well, I don’t know what mom would ever play kidz bop, except for people at my therapist office who the kids are like 9 years old and still can’t handle anything the radio throws at them.
People who are singing with Kidz Bop don’t know that their is something called a KEY: it’s what normal people sing in.
Where did they pick these kids up? A liberal alcoholic mom’s back alley party for her kid who was born because the divorced parents got drunk and got down to business, or as kidz bop would put it, had juice and danced around? I hear these horrible songs every week at therapy. Why do you think I go to therapy? Because I hear this crap. I thought therapy would HELP CLEAR THIS CRAP FROM MY HEAD, but instead lodged it back in with these videos that need to be deleted due to it turning on pedophiles and giving them wet dreams. These videos suck. Oh, and I heard they sell CD’s. GOOD FOR THEM! THEY ALREADY SOLD A WHOLE 2 COPIES WORLDWIDE TO HORNY 80 YEAR OLDS ON HEROINE.
My therapist: Listen to the kidz bop album?
Me: go die.
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Kidz bop moms 

A mom that constantly has kidz bob playing on the tv, even though no one is actually watching it. She is a typical white mom with 3 children all age 5
Friend: so I’m coming to your house?
Kidz bop’s son: yeah
( enters house)

Kidz bop mom: hi Brady you wanna watch some kidz bop, their doing the Cupid shuffle right now!!
Brady: your mom is one of those kidz bop moms isn’t she

Kidz Bop 

Some freaking annoying "kids" singing crappy versions of amazing songs. Like, what the heck?! They edit the good appropriate example: instead of liquor in UF theysaid water >:( They are just annoying supid jerks!
Did u listen to Kidz Bop? They freakin' suck!
Kidz Bop by acur November 3, 2017

Kidz Bop 

Compilation of popular songs that are song by bratty pricks who sound like they are on heroin. They take good songs, make shitty lyrics, and ruin the entire song in general. I have no idea who came up with this but they should burn in hell
1: Hey Wanna Listen to some Kidz Bop
2: Lets kill each other instead
Kidz Bop by Jam00235 August 5, 2018

kidz bop karen 

CALM DOWN. CALM DOWN. MY KIDS CANT HEAR ME CALLING U A BITCH BC THERE LISTENING TO KIDZ BOP.

kidz bop 

a group of kids who sing songs for kids to listen to. they take popular songs and rerecord them, changing the lyrics to make them appropriate. kids hate them and adults think kids love them. but, their version of cuff it by beyonce was actually not bad.
wanna listen to call me by your name?

okay sure i love lil nas x!

no... the kidz bop version, jimmy. you're 9 and can't listen to that inappropriate song.

aww.. but mommy all my friends listen to the real one!

no, jimmy.

fine then keep it silent mom!
kidz bop by wordtomymotherbro March 15, 2023

kidz bop gangster 

A minor ( Usually 15 to 13 ) Who acts like a "gangster" but in reality is just an asshat who listened to too much rap.
(Identifications of a Kidz Bop gangster include but are not limited to) trying to rap and or get sturdy, doing gang sighs, and or saying they're in a gang and most likely have a superiority complex because their "gang" (bot ass group of friends) hype them up like they are the next coming of Christ.
Bro, you know Kyle, the kidz bop gangster? Bro was trying to freestyle in art class. He really thinks he's the next Eminem.