Kensington Leaner 

(Proper Noun) The Kensington Leaner, a Philadelphia native, is a heroin or meth-addicted, emaciated person that is slumped over in a Zombified state. Usually bearing a random object of long nature to sweep the streets of the Ave.

Shiza: Wow look it's leaning over and sweeping the street. Do you think it sees us?
Mez: Don't Aggro that, that be one of dem Kensington Leaners. Shut yo bitchass up!

Kensington Leaner by ShizaMez August 24, 2022

Kensington Juan

A person who masterbate to feet pics from Anthony Bourdain, or plays last of us while drinking horse semen from a whiskey glass in his tavern with jumper cables on his nipples.

I picked up that Kensington juan from that Amish place and gave him a pink sock

Kensington Juan by Juans daddy December 18, 2025

Somerset and Kensington 

N. A Philadelphia L-train stop that is notorious for it's open air drug market. Before even leaving the platform, one can hear addicts shouting "Works!"

If you come down they will try to sell you clean needles (works) or take you to the heroin dealer. The market is entirely open-air and is one of the reasons Philadelphia is hopeless, angry, and no longer the city of brotherly love,

Somerset and Kensington is a dangerous place.

Somerset and Kensington by robbieboy74 November 16, 2009

kinzie kensington 

One of the badass characters of saints row 3 and 4

you:hey kinzie wanna fuck
kinzie kensington :(punch) lets go

kinzie kensington by ninjaman7564 November 16, 2013

New Kensington 

a small town in south western Pennsylvania about 20 minutes north of Pittsburgh (aka Da 'Burgh)

-surrounds Arnold, PA

-is surrounded by the Allegheny River and Lower Burrell

-population is made up of whites, blacks, and mulattoes

-New Kensington-Arnold School District

-Biggest school rival: Burrell High School

-said to be one of the most dangerous places to live in Pennsylvania

-biggest problems are: drugs, teen pregnancy, murder, and robbery

New Kensington by Tasha March 13, 2005

The Kensington Gentleman 

The luxurious enterprise of evacuating one's bowels, whilst sitting one-hundred eighty degrees counter-clockwise from the traditional position normally observed in modern lavatories. Such a venture requires the individual to remove at least one item of footwear, as well as de-pants and bare half if not all of the legs.

Public speaking used to scare me, until I discovered the relaxation powers of the The Kensington Gentleman. Just in time for my Grandmother's funeral! Best eulogy ever, period.

The Kensington Gentleman by Oliver Kloseoff June 5, 2011

Chad Kensington 

A Rich 1980s Conservative who makes weird faces, he’s a huge pussy due to being sheltered most of his life. He’s also a momma’s boy, he is scared of Jason Voorhees.

Jenny: Did you see how Chad Kensington was screaming like a girl because of a Spider lol
Deborah: Hah! I know! He is just so Yellow.

Chad Kensington by TyeTheGuy75 May 9, 2020