johannes bartl 

a sexy beast

Person 1: Yo who's the stud dating Amanda Cerny?
Person 2: It's Johannes Bartl!

johannes bartl by nooneelsecomparestoyou June 22, 2019

Johannes'a

The ability to kill someone in a 1v1 duel

You just got johannes'a...

Johannes'a by TK12 March 9, 2017

johannes nyman helmerius 

johannes nyman helmerius is the most awesome guy in the world. he is a god and he is the greatest pussyslayer in the world. everyone called johannes nyman helmerius is the best and he is the manliest, strongest, smartest, bravest, and coolest guy

hi my name is johannes nyman helmerius

johannes nyman helmerius by Johannes king March 18, 2017

johannes jan peter 

Johannes Jan Peter is the best husbant, that a woman can wish for. His hands are warm and very big, really soft and manly.

He has an amazing but, that he knows how to use to get attention.
The best part is still his huge loving heart...

Hey look at this sexy fellow- he is such an Johannes Jan Peter !

johannes jan peter by peperuda July 13, 2017

Johannes Ohrem 

A beautiful and smart guy, who impress girls with his giant penis.
Every one likes him because of his inteligence.

Boy: Hi my name is Vincent, i am a friend of Johannes Ohrem!
Girl: You know Johannes?
Boy: Yes! Wanna go out for dinner?
Girl: No! but could you tell Johannes, my name?
Boy: määä! as you wish!

Johannes Ohrem by johannes1608n November 8, 2017

Johannes Roug 

A nazi

did you just lick Johannes Roug

Johannes Roug by TheRealShrimplyPepples November 28, 2017

Johannes Can

Johannes is a beautiful men you will never find somebody like and he has the biggest dick in the world and he is the best skater of all time all the girls chase him because he is so cool

Look theres Johannes Can I heard that he is a Cool Skater Boy and He has a big dick

Johannes Can by JohannesVan August 16, 2022