Good Investment 

Something that is highly invested in. saying or doing something very well or smart.

Uriah: Hey, where is my coat babe?"
Savanna: " oh don't you remember its by the door."
Uriah: "oooohhhh yeeeaahhhh.. babe, good investment!"

Good Investment by eMCee Uriahhh February 21, 2010

Mis-Investment 

Something that at first was a good investment(or buy) But then over time it fucks up(without prior mention from publishers or creators)And it makes you question, "Why Did I Get This?", "Had I Knew This Shit Earlier I Would Not Had Got This" or "They Should Have Fixed This Before Releasing This?" Thous Making It a Mis-Investment

Person 1: Damn, Should Have Not Gotten Black Ops, Was a Total Mis-Investment -_-
Person 2: Why's That?
Person 1: Because It Be Fuckin Up, Be Glitchin Like a Motherfucker
Person 2: So!!!
Person 1, They Should have fixed this shit before i got it, It's a Mis-Investment

Mis-Investment by Tarif 91 January 25, 2011

Return Investment 

Buying an item with the intention of using it briefly, then returning it.

The game is going to be so much better with this awesome sound system. I have to return it tomorrow, though, because I paid for it with rent money. It is just a return investment.

Return Investment by kittykittyboomboom April 6, 2012

Low Investment Person 

Person of deceiving character that, in order to accomplish his/her goals, they befriend other people that are essential to their scope with whom they build one sided relationships.

The way a low investment person works is by keeping the other person in the relationship "hooked" by giving them bits and pieces of attention and value from time to time that leaves them wanting more.

These people are to be found on social media, business environments, friendships and in romantic relationships.

- Did you see that Michael didn't help Alex promote his new book?
- Yes, it's crazy because Alex helped Michael a lot in promoting his book when he released it.
- Ugh, he is such a low investment person!

Low Investment Person by JulianaJax December 4, 2020

Self investment weekend 

Any weekend that you spend doing things that are good for you to do regularly and are a risk of being missed when life gets busy. Self investment weekends can include, but is not limited to, the following activities:

- resting e.g sleep

- unwinding e.g lying in the sun

- learning e.g reading

- exercising e.g cycling

- replinishing e.g eating

- conserving e.g saving money

- organising e.g tidying room

This year has been wild so I decided to have a self investment weekend

Self investment weekend by Limbsay May 27, 2022

Sexual investment 

When the opportunity arises to buy a girl a drink(s), hoping you might get in her knickers,

Andy: Hey Dave, how did your date with Jay go the other night?
Dave: Duuuuude, she ordered lobster thermidore, cost fuck loads, and the bitch never put out! Crap night mate. Bang went my sexual investment!!!

Sexual investment by Andy_Bee_1 March 19, 2024

Goxy Investment

When you invest into cryptocurrency, and then company you transferred the funds starting bankruptcy procedure lasting for 10 years.

- Hey, Mike, did you receive your money?
- Yeah, in July of 2024, I was repayed by Mt.Gox that was such a goxy investment .

Goxy Investment by GrizzlyTaurus July 26, 2024