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foamyarchithiaphobia 

The irrational fear of foam packing nuts. Yes, those little foamy things that came in that box of beer-mail that you just received. It's the fear of them. See also foamofistikiphobia
Me: Hey, you want this box of foam packing nuts that I got from Darren's beer-mail?
Jeremy: No, apparently my wife Judith has some sort of aversion to packing peanuts.
Me: HAHA! Is that a real phobia?
Jeremy: I'm not sure. I should look that up
Me: Foamaphobia?? Foamyarchithiaphobia??
Jeremy: Is that real?
Me: It is now!
Jeremy: Let's get that on Wikipeida!
Me: Definitely. And Urban Dictionary too
foamyarchithiaphobia by silamay January 21, 2017
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foamofistikiphobia 

The irrational fear of foam packing nuts. Yes, those little foamy things that came in that box of beer-mail that you just received. It's the fear of them. See also foamyarchithiaphobia
Me: Hey, you want this box of foam packing nuts that I got from Darren's beer-mail?
Jeremy: No, apparently my wife Judy has some sort of aversion to packing peanuts.
Me: HAHA! Is that a real phobia?
Jeremy: I'm not sure. I should look that up
Me: Foamaphobia?? Foamyarchithiaphobia?? Foamofistikiphobia??
Jeremy: Is that real?
Me: It is now!
Jeremy: Let's get that on Wikipeida!
Me: Definitely. And Urban Dictionary too
foamofistikiphobia by silamay January 21, 2017

foam finger 

An item that is normally worn at sporting events to show support for a team; but as Miley Cyrus has demonstrated, it can also be used to touch yourself or someone else sexually.
Miley Cyrus showed the world a whole new use for a foam finger at the 2013 MTV Music Video Awards by touching Robin Thicke's crotch and then her own with it. Now people are never going to look at foam fingers the same way again.

Bitch Foam 

Foam that accumulates when drinking a beer or malt liquor. Typically referred to when drinking a 40 oz.
"That damn bitch foam is making my malt liquor disappear"

"Yeah, real chuggers chug with the label out, and leave no bitch foam" - DJENTERTAINMENT4LESS
Bitch Foam by vegaskearnage February 4, 2013

dick foam 

The aftermath of your cum after you ejaculate and decide to go for an immediate round 2 after your done look down and the cum from round 1 will be frothy
i should of cleaned up instead of going again straight away now my dicks coverd in dick foam
dick foam by 'THE FOUR HORSEMEN' November 4, 2018

Matthew Foamer 

When an individual inserts any number of mentos between 3 and 10 up the rectum and proceeds to buttchug an entire liter of Coca Cola or other carbonated beverage.
Damn that was hot my girlfriend Stella just sent me a video of her doing a Matthew Foamer