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Floridian Flu 

The proper term for COVID-19 (it just sounds better)
Why do people call COVID the “China Virus,” it’s just so immature, it’s obviously the Floridian Flu.
Floridian Flu by Tiege17 January 19, 2021

floridian pipeline 

the act of shitting into a condom then making your partner deep throat it until it breaks.
my girlfriend hit up that floridian pipeline last night. Now all she tastes is shitsko

Floridian Sunset 

1) When a guy from Tampa buttchugs a wine cooler

2) a shitty song by Katie Noel
Example 1: “Brooooo did you see chad do a Floridian Sunset at the party last night? That shit was crazy!”

Example 2: “that new Katie Noel song made me want to cut my ears out”
Floridian Sunset by Danny Gurzz September 28, 2020

floridian breakfast 

you make sweet love to a woman and then fall asleep in her arms. THEN, as she sleeps you arise from your slumber and ejaculate your seed on her back. In the morning once its a little crusty you peel it off and the oblivious female is served breakfast in bed...floridian style
floridian breakfast is a frequent hobby of many females at northview highschool.
floridian breakfast by c pratt August 9, 2006

Floridian Freight Train 

Nickname of Ohio State Linebacker Brian Rolle.
The Floridian Freight Train intercepted and returned a game saving 2-pt conversion for the Buckeyes vs. Navy September 5, 2009. The huge Linebacker outran the entire Navy defense for 99 yards. The most exciting two point play in Ohio State football history. GO BUCKS!

floridian condom

A knapsack filled with crushed sea shells and salt water used for vaginal intercourse. Often available in three sizes: small, extra small, and ocean magnum for those who are only visiting Florida and actually have large penises.
Your not doing it right if you don't have to put on a floridian condom.
floridian condom by Kabby6969 February 20, 2012