(v.) Shooting a gun loaded with 'blank' rounds that create smoke and noise, but bear no fruit from the barrel.

(v.) Ejaculating/shooting a penis which is impotent (the seminal fluid cannot contain sperm, hence it is 'blank'). After the owner of the penis going through the motions and making noise no fruit is born of the barrel.

His gun was firing blanks (weaponry)

His ...gun.... was firing blanks (sexual connotation)

firing blanks by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004

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firing the mortar

a hand motion that simulates masturbation.

to perform properly, start with your fist cupped as if ready to masturbate away from you body, bring your hand down to your crotch as if it were a mortar round being dropped in a mortar tube and then open your hand and return very quickly to the starting position. this simulates the mortar round exiting the tube and it looks very much like a wad of jizz being ejaculated from a male one eyed monster.

im gonna go fire my mortar{followed by the hand motion}.

im firing the mortar on the hooker's face {hand motion}

i just fired my mortar all over that hooker's face {do the hand motion}

anytime i get nervous my mortar fires prematurely {hand motion}

firing the mortar by ihtfpfmlmfwp January 27, 2009

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ffing

An abbreviation for "Flirty Fishing", a tactic used by the Children of God cult (also known as The Family International, Teens for Christ, COG, The Family of Love and The Family) would use to recruit new members by sending female acolytes to bars and other establishments of ill repute to have sex with men in order to convert them to Christianity. The term "ffing" became widely used when members became aware people knew what "flirty fishing" was, and therefore needed to be more coy and obfuscate the name of the tactic their cult was based around.

I got over a dozen guys to join The Family by ffing!

Truly its easier for a woman to get into the kingdom of god than a man.

ffing by big bobs house of feces October 11, 2023

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Wet Firing

Rapidly expelled, short bursts, of wet sounding (and sometimes actually leaky wet) gas that typically occurs immediately upon sitting on the toilet and prior to a full, explosive bowel release.

I don’t know who was in that stall this morning but all I heard was a belt buckle, a pants drop and a whole series of wet firing.

I ate way to much chili during the playoff game. I spent half the night trotting to the shitter and wet firing round after round.

Wet Firing by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018

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