carpet equilibrium 

Your vacuum cleaner breaks down and several weeks go by while looking for a replacement ... then you notice debris on the carpet is not getting deeper every day because your feet are tracking the same amount out as they track in each day -- that's carpet equilibrium.

No vacuum ? carpet equilibrium will solve the problem.

carpet equilibrium by richinventor January 30, 2016

Synergetic-equilibrium 

A state of collaborative balance.

A synergetic process that forces a balanced outcome

Montesquieu' s doctrine of "the separation of powers" is designed to create three branches of government that operate in "synergetic-equilibrium ".

Synergetic-equilibrium by Percy Z. Silamba Sr. July 31, 2017

Synergetic-equilibrium 

A state of collaborative balance.

A synergetic process that forces a balanced outcome

Montesquieu' s doctrine of "the separation of powers" is designed to create three branches of government that operate in "synergetic-equilibrium ".

Synergetic-equilibrium by Percy Z. Silamba Sr. July 31, 2017

Synergetic-equilibrium 

A process of collaboration whose primary objective is always a balanced outcome.

The synergetic-equilibrium process is a fundemental function of the intracellular and extracellular fluids of a neuron.

Synergetic-equilibrium by Percy Z. Silamba Sr. July 31, 2017

Nash Equilibrium

When you're pretty sure you don't want to fuck your friend's boyfriend again but you also don't want to tell her about the first time so you just keep your mouth shut.

He's being a real dick but I'm in a nash equilibrium and if I say anything it will all kick off.

Nash Equilibrium by Pookie McNoodles February 20, 2021

Ass Equilibrium 

PERFECT MIX OF NOT BEING ASSLIKE AND BEING EXTREMELY ASSLIKE

Wow I just interrogated a girl who said something funny like “it smells like ass” my ass must not be equilibrated (no ass equilibrium)

Ass Equilibrium by Mibrhim555 March 4, 2022

Chaotic Equilibrium 

A state of being where smart people do stupid or chaotic things, thus finding a behavioral balance or equilibrium

“He’s at the top of our class he should know you can’t put forks in a toaster”
“Guess he found his chaotic equilibrium”

Chaotic Equilibrium by AnonymousShade23 March 27, 2022