Dishwasher 

A very horrible/annoying person. I personally call people dishwashers and they take it as a compliment, but you’re the only one that knows what it means 😉

Someone: HAH I BEAT YOU IN KAHOOT
Me: YOU DISHWASHER GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE YOU RAT

Dishwasher by RestInTidePods September 17, 2018

Dishwasher 

Anal sex is getting the dish dirty
Vaginal sex is the pre rinse
Oral sex is the final wash
Hand job is the drying process.

“Hey babe, let’s try the dishwasher tonight!”

Dishwasher by DunkMyDonuts October 17, 2021

Dishwasher 

1. A person who is washing the dishs
2.in Japan this is a term for a person boy or girl Japanese or non-Japanese that is the ages of 10-20 that is a rape victim by a person from their sex. this could be (man and boy or woman and girl) this is typically by lots of people of their gender but it can just be a single person.

Tom : have you heard? Those Western kids in Japan was rape Sad story.
Eric : the poor kids are dishwasher now. That must be painful for them poor poor boys!

Dishwasher by 459395 February 16, 2022

Dishwasher 

When a female takes a shot of alcohol, but does not swallow, and proceeds to make out with a male. The male and female french kiss while mixing the shot between the two mouths. After some time, the male will swallow the shot, thus completing the dishwasher cycle.

Bro, last night I was at the bar and some random girl came up to me and gave me a dishwasher. We made out for like a whole ass minute.

Dishwasher by Cannonba11s April 29, 2023

dishwasher tetris 

The act of fitting in as many items in a dishwasher as possible.

Due to Kim's mad dishwasher tetris skills, she was able to fit everything in one load.

dishwasher tetris by alainnduil September 25, 2010

Dishwasher Effect 

When a task you enjoyed doing by yourself previously becomes less fun when you're told to do it.

Like when you decide to be a good person and do the dishes, and then your parents ask you to do the dishes. You then no longer want to do the dishes.

You: "I was going to clean my room because I wanted to, but then my mom yelled at me to clean my room. Now I don't feel like cleaning it"

Friend: "Man that's the dishwasher effect."

Dishwasher Effect by JimsGT October 22, 2020

dishwasher chess 

When you place dirty dishes in somebodies dishwasher and they come and re-arrange them as soon as you have done it.

After dinner Karen cleared away the dishes and filled the dishwasher only to have Linda re-arrange them, challanging Karen to Dishwasher Chess.

dishwasher chess by Spike Morrison November 8, 2009