loading-the-dishwasher 

Getting your wife drunk.

Man it been a while since I've loaded-the-dishwasher.

loading-the-dishwasher by Srihari November 27, 2004

dishwasher 

I don't know, an expensive drying rack

What the hell is a dishwasher?

dishwasher by VeteranString12 January 20, 2022

Mexican Dishwasher 

When a girl is eating your asshole, giving you the reach around jerk off, and you give her the diarrhea spray

I took Maria home last night and I gave her the Mexican Dishwasher. Now we need to call a plumber and house keeper.

Mexican Dishwasher by Lord wagner May 15, 2018

A funny dishwasher 

Anshika

Girl: *tells a joke*
Boy: Damn, you’re a funny dishwasher

A funny dishwasher by notafunnydishwasher October 23, 2020

Trailer Park Dishwasher 

When you ejaculate into the vagina of a female, you then piss inside of her and shake her around to sterilize the sperm inside of here and a white foamy liquid then pours out of said female.

I heard that Andrew’s pull out game is weak so he gave her the good ol’ Trailer Park Dishwasher

Trailer Park Dishwasher by JonCarverIII November 11, 2022

Human Dishwasher 

A fat persons anus into which dirty cutlery and plates are put, along with salt and a 4 in 1 finish tablet

Adrian: "wimpy is that fat, he is a human dishwasher"

Adrian: "Wimpy, do you help your mum wash the dishes?"

Wimpy: "Shut the fuck up!"

Human Dishwasher by The Inc May 11, 2006

Unload the dishwasher 

Pissing in your wife or girlfriend's mouth. (Alcohol must've been consumed prior to the act)

Person 1: "Sorry guys I gotta go, I have to unload the dishwasher"
Person 2: "What does that mean?"
Person 1: Leaves room and refuses to elaborate

Unload the dishwasher by Garrett S. August 2, 2021