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wes craven 

God of horror and the macabre. All other horror directors pale in comparison (See "John Carpenter") to the great Wes. Responsible for some of the greatest contributions to horror cinema past, present, and all the future.
Hey look at who is kissing Wes Craven's ass! Its John Carpenter, the washed-out hack!
wes craven by Homme Bik March 10, 2004

David Craven 

The only wigger that didn't come from the suburbs and black people like him. And he's crazy. (uses the word beer a lot)
"Oh My God, run it's David Craven he's gonna kill us"
David Craven by David Craven December 24, 2007

Mrs.Craven

A mean little bitch old as fuck and has no friends

Zac Craven 

Zac Craven can beat queen creeks girls basket ball team.
Big Fella!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Craven Aid.
Zac Craven can kick the queen creek girls basketball team. hahahaha. Craven aid.
Zac Craven by McGiven1680 September 2, 2012

wes craven 

(Verb): The act of molesting and mutilating something, mangling it beyond all recognition. An act of the most intense violation, akin to viciously raping someone up the ass with a splintering 2x4 with rusted nails through it, complete with all the mess and blood and semen and feces left behind afterward.

Usually used in relation to the act of writing. (When one writes terribly.)
Used as a verb, as in "I'm going to wes craven that guy!" or "I wes craven-ed that story!"

The American version of Pulse. :'(
wes craven by Aeschylus February 12, 2007

the craven 

The Craven is the poker hand QJ. It is a terrible hand that Crustacean Craven believes is a monster in a heads up situation
Crustacean Craven foxxed king salmon in a heads up game when he raised preflop with the craven, only to flop top two pair against Salmon's legitimate hand AQ. Salmon proceed to tell crustacean that he is fucking horrible and that he fuckin hates him
the craven by King Salmon March 2, 2005