Blown Out Tater Biscuit covered with sour cream 

A vagina covered in sperm.

Wow your vagina looks like a Blown Out Tater Biscuit covered with sour cream after we had sex.

Blown Out Tater Biscuit covered with sour cream by chimchanga May 24, 2011

chocolate covered banana 

a poop covered penis, the result of gay sex, a mans penis that has come out of another mans rectum.

Hey man that chocolate covered banana last night was awesome.

chocolate covered banana by Phil Radar November 11, 2010

Shit Covered Dick 

When you fuck a nasty whore in her dirty shitpit and you end up with your dick all covered in shit

Dude, i wrecked some nasty skanks asshole last tuesday and ended the night with a shit covered dick. Best night of my life.

Shit Covered Dick by Buttfuck Bubba December 3, 2018

covered up 

To be extremely busy at work or too important for your friends. At work, can be the byproduct of being voluntold to do several things.

Scott - You comin' out for the engagement party?
Dave - Can't man, i'm covered up until next week.

covered up by Slimy Pete January 10, 2008

BBQ Rib covered crack 

When you have some BBQ ribs and you have a girl lay on her stomach. You then proceed to spread her arsecheeks and rub bbq ribs up and down her crack then continue to lick it up.

Man1: Man she was such a freak she let me give her a BBQ Rib covered crack.
man2: gross. but did it taste good?

BBQ Rib covered crack by CrackHeadJerry June 29, 2021

Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle 

A sexual act whereby a man, upon engaging a woman in a "Cleveland Steamer" and a "Mississippi Mudslide", proceeds to ejaculate in the woman's mouth, using the remaining fecal matter from the aformentioned acts as lubrication.

(Note: A Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle may be thought of as the third act in a complete scat play experience-- It is necessarily preceded by a "Cleveland Steamer" and a "Mississippi Mudslide".)

"I gave this broad a Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle last night, and believe it or not, the shit-eating bitch even swallowed!"

Ben refused to kiss his girlfriend after she enthusiastically accepted his Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle.

Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle by TRICKSFORTRIX April 11, 2008

cheese covered bongload

An unatainable combo of two things, used to describe something great.

If i could fly like superman and be invisable, that would be amazing like a cheese covered bongload

cheese covered bongload by Bonebreak May 11, 2008