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showdown in Chinatown 

to have sex with the back of someone's knee and then cum on their calf
"He says it's not gay if two guys have a showdown in Chinatown, but I know better."

Crazypants Chinatown 

A situation where a person who is so extremely nice, that you know inwardly to be afraid of them. The sickeningly sweet volcano of instability and chaos.
My landlady threw a dresser drawer at me when I asked her to not knock on my door to wake me up.

"Dude, she is so nuts it is impossible to describe easily." "no way"

"yeah dude. she went full on Crazypants Chinatown."
Crazypants Chinatown by Joshfu July 10, 2012

Starving in Chinatown 

Mega horny when you shouldn’t be
Guy: dude I hugged Kat and it felt so nice I got hard.
Friend: LMAO did she notice?
Guy: yeah she smiled at me and said “someone is starving in Chinatown”

Angel Jose Robles & Joseph Alexander Martinez Traveled To Chinatown

Angel Jose Robles & Joseph Alexander Martinez Traveled To Chinatown
Angel Jose Robles & Joseph Alexander Martinez Traveled To Chinatown

Angel Jose Robles And Joseph Alexander Martinez Traveled To Chinatown 

Angel Jose Robles And Joseph Alexander Martinez Traveled To Chinatown
Angel Jose Robles And Joseph Alexander Martinez Traveled To Chinatown

it's goin down like china town 

-a phrase often used to emphasize the meaning that something is about it happen.

-when you wanna ryhme with 'it's goin' down'
girl: we have to go to the party at becca's this friday

boy: oh hell yea, bro. it's goin down like china town
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boyfriend: babe, am i seeing you in your birthday suit tonight?

girlfriend: oh baby, you know it's goin down like china town

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boy 1: it's on like donkey kong ?

boy 2: it's goin' down like china town