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gay with a capitol H

Super gay like a superhero gay...hence the H
Friend #1: "Dudeski I totally had this wack dream last night wherst I Whas being chased by a crab with lightning bolts coming out of its I's and he was wearing loafers!
Friend #5: Hold on let me check my dream book...dude...you are gay...with a capitol H...!!!
Friend #9.7: Dude that is wack!
Friend Numero Dos: Shit son!

Non-capital Battlecruiser Arrangement 

A non-capital battlecruiser arrangement is a paradoxical or contradictory term which essentially defines names and words that sound like they're real together, but are actually not.
"An innocent perverted succubus lady."
"A non-capital battlecruiser."

The non-capital battlecruiser arrangement depicts "a non-capital battlecruiser" as a word that does not exist, despite it sounding like it does.

australian capital territory 

the territory where the capital city of australia, canberra, is located. it is NOT a state, but a territory and can still have legislation trampled all over by the federal government (such as same sex marriages). it has the city of canberra in the north, and a national park in the south: that is all.
Hey dude, do you know what the Australian Capital Territory Self-Government Act of 1988 did?
No dude, what?
Gave the ACT its own government.
Awesome dude!

Alaska's crystal meth capital 

Wasilla, a small community north of Anchorage, formerly mayored by 2008 Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin.
"I can't believe they charged me for my rape kit after that meth head held me at knifepoint. It's no wonder Wasilla is Alaska's crystal meth capital."

australian capital territory 

a complete waste of time and space, with no real purpose but to settle the dickheads from victoria and NSW down during the federation or some garbage. the place is 90% public servants and their families and hence is the most boring place in the world, so boring in fact that people between the age of 18 and 24 drive to sydney or melbourne due to the lack of social opportunities in canberra. everyone else wanks constantly
Man: hey mate, you wanna go to the ACT?
Man 2: the WHAT?
Man: the ACT! australian capital territory? capital of australia?
Man 2: is that a nightclub in sydney? cause ive never heard of it.
Man: never mind, lets just stay here.

Anti English capital letters movement 

this is a movement to get rid of any capital letters in the English language.
Niki and Q was not involved with the anti English capital letters movement therefore we hate them