the buddy system 

A system used against your friends whenever you need them to do something they refuse to do. Often used as a last resort of begging.

Usually applies to the "You help me, I help you" or the "Because we're buddies, you should totally do this for me" sayings.

Jen: "No tom, I will not have sex with you!"
Tom: "But Jen! What about the buddy system?!"
Jen: "...Alright, fine -_-"

the buddy system by AnnieCanwanie January 25, 2011

Buddha Status 

When you eat at a kfc then go to dairy queen afterwards

person 1 "hey lets go buddha status all night"

Buddha "sure but id rather eat at taco bell"

Buddha Status by WSMOTR96 September 12, 2010

Buddha Sexy 

When a male or female is unbelievably attractive and appealing as a result of their Buddha-esq appearance (lard assness). These people just scream sex gods as you correlate their portly figure with the enlightened Buddha, and CLEARLY and man who understands the human existence can make a man/woman feel things that are only explored in the raunchiest of chick-lit.

Gabriel Igleisias is Buddha sexy.

Buddha Sexy by Psychedelic Sid May 30, 2015

“Everybuddy Needs a Buddy” System 

Definition
A foolproof group buddy system in which one pairs oneself with a reliable “buddy” during wild adventures or escapades.

Purpose
The purpose of the system is to ensure safe return of all people in a group by grouping each one with a designated “buddy.” Each buddy in a pair is responsible for their respective buddy’s safe return to their friendly abode.

Outcome
As long as both buddies buy into the purpose of EBNB System, the system works to perfection and the persons return safely in one piece from their wild night out. However, when buddies begin to neglect their responsibilities, the results can become chaotic and could lead to a buddy sleeping in a hotel room that is still under construction.

WARNINGS:

1. The EBNB system is only guaranteed to work for groups that have an even-number of persons. For some reason, the EBNB system is overwhelmed and fails when trying to accommodate an odd number of persons in a group. Our most logical guess is that assigning multiple buddies to a single person becomes infinitely more difficult than having a single buddy to watch over.

2. For whatever reason, the EBNB system never works when your buddy’s name is “Cookie Monster.”

CHUCK: Hey guys, I have a crazy feeling we’re gonna get buckwild tonight. I think we need to implement the “Everybuddy Needs a Buddy” System tonight.
…
STEVE: What happened to Josh last night? It’s 10 AM and he is nowhere to be found. I guess we’re going to the pool without him.
…
(4 hours later, Josh arrives at the pool in bewilderment)

TODD: What the hell happened to you last night? We called hospitals and jails looking for your ass.
JOSH: I have no idea. All I know is that Cookie was my buddy and everything else is a blur.

“Everybuddy Needs a Buddy” System by Tomek Bradyowski October 17, 2012

buddy snatcher 

A person you introduce to your friends, and then that person becomes better friends with your friends than you are, thusly replacing you in the friend chain.

Oh my sister, she is SUCH a buddy snatcher...it happened AGAIN

buddy snatcher by ca-mermaid April 6, 2011

The Buddy Syndrome 

When a certain someone keeps getting rejected

-Yo man it's been your third time being rejected.

-I know man I think I have the buddy syndrome.

The Buddy Syndrome by Yeyeueu May 25, 2017

buddy system 

When the passenger of the vehicle steers for the driver of the car while the driver takes a hit from a bowl.

"Yo, let's use the buddy system, I wanna smoke from this bowl".

buddy system by Heavily Drugged November 27, 2011