burn the boats 

To burn the boats is a metaphor for destroying any safety net you have. To go all in and decide to go after it regardless of the outcome. It originated from the conquering of the Aztecs by Cortez. Once they reached the shore of Mexico Cortez decided to tell his men to burn the boats. Meaning they would either die or conquer the land.

Tim: “ man I can’t leave this job, I’ll be homeless. I hate what I’m doing but I can’t quit and find something better. It’s too risky.”

John fucking Rambo: “burn the boats you pussy.”

Tim: “ man I can’t leave this job, I’ll be homeless. I hate what I’m doing but I can’t quit and find something better. It’s too risky.”

John fucking Rambo: “burn the boats you pussy.”

burn the boats by DefyingLogic October 5, 2020

Bolsonaro 

A measure of how frequently one defecates. One Balsonaro is one poop per two days, as Balsonaro himself suggested.

Man, I shit twice today, a quadruple Bolsonaro!

Bolsonaro by seasbass November 14, 2020

bolsonaro 

Unusually large bowel movement, the result of holding it at least two days.

I'm going to be in here awhile, I have to take a bolsonaro.

bolsonaro by Wordy McWordmaker October 12, 2019

jair bolsonaro 

slang word for shit, the worst kind

"ahh the did you hear about the amazon rain forest burning ? their PM is doing nothing"
"sorry give me a second i have to use the restroom, I have to take a Jair Bolsonaro, tell me about it after that"

jair bolsonaro by Bayley Lawrence August 22, 2019

Beltsering 

A spontaneous combustion of uncertainly. Usually sparked by drinking, smoking, and a taller-than-average-height-man with an uncanny ability to persuade everyone present to participate in an assorted variety of creative nudity before the clock strikes twelve.. On most occasions, followed by a semi-philosophical explanation of the quantum theory behind all the events of the night.

Dude...I was beltsering all night and now I am dating two birds at a time in a delicate and profound way!

Beltsering by Thumbs Up, Inc. October 29, 2011

epic boatsex 

BEWAR OF GAME OF THRONES SPOILERS BELOW!!!

A meme originating from reddit after Game of Thrones leaks suggested that two beloved characters would have incredible sex with each other in season 7 episode 7 of the series on some sort of marine vessel. When the same script leaks came to be true of preceding episodes, it became more clear that "#EPIC BOATSEX" (or "BOATCEST") was imminent. As of August 21, 2017, the world awaits for the official airing of the episode.

Guy 1: hey bro stop shipping Jon and Daenerys, she's his aunt that's incest

Guy 2: STFU you fookin kneeler, #EPIC BOATSEX is happening whether you like it or not!!

epic boatsex by Bland212 August 22, 2017

Nicol Bolas 

The most badass card in Magic: The Gathering. You better watch out because if he gets put in the game, you're basically gonna get man-o-f*cked.

Player 1:And I tap that to play Nicol Bolas!

Player 2:Oh shit I'm screwed...

Nicol Bolas by MTGKING456 August 2, 2012