blitzkrieg headband 

being incredibly stoned off your ass. way beyond being blitzed you are blitzkrieged because you have been smoking a strain of marijuana known as headband.

skeet {passing the joint}- dan how you feelin' over there?
dan- i feel like i'm rocking the blitzkrieg headband right now bro.
skeet- lets go to war with these bitches!
dan- now where's my unicorn?

blitzkrieg headband by raptasticRiZZo March 24, 2010

Blitzkrieg bop 

Driving a vehicle directy into a puddle to purposely splash a pedestrian

We are about to Blitzkrieg Bop a Boy

Blitzkrieg bop by Oliver 31770 July 14, 2007

Blitzkrieg Pop 

When you are banging your German girlfriend and you cum too fast.

My girlfriend Heide was riding my dick so hard she caused me to Blitzkrieg Pop.

Blitzkrieg Pop by dawgtopper August 6, 2016

Blitzkrieg Bop 

1.(noun) An enthusiastically attended gathering, (example party, pub gig, nightclub) where high participant exuberance is shown. Blitzkrieg: a swift military offensive using ground and air forces + Bop: Dance Coined by the 1980’s American pop punk band the Ramones. Abrr. Blitz, as is Ballroom Blitz by the 1970’s UK glam rockers The Sweet.

Blitzkrieg Bop by eb* May 15, 2003

blitzkrieg shopping 

A fast paced shopping spree (likely in a mall) often involving large purchases and "lightning quick" movements from store to store.

Adam won't settle for slow paced purchasing - he prefers "blitzkrieg shopping."

blitzkrieg shopping by Michigan Debate Institutes August 12, 2005

Blitzkrieg bop 

Driving a vehicle directy into a puddle to purposely splash a pedestrian

We are about to Blitzkrieg Bop a Boy

Blitzkrieg bop by Oliver 31770 July 15, 2007

Blitzkrieg Shriek 

the amusing counterpart to the silent but deadly fart, it is the piercing noise of fart meeting buttcheeks.

Bubba had consumed more than his fair share of beer that night, as evidenced by his blitzkrieg shriek upon entering his trailer the next morning

Blitzkrieg Shriek by not bubba August 5, 2007