The most amazing beautiful girl on earth. She can be shy but once you get to know her she opens up is a great friend. Sara will always be there for you and know how to cheer you up. She is athletic, hardworking, and trustworthy. You won’t be able to find a better friend in this world that isn’t sara becker.

bob - what do you think about sara becker?
joe - sara is the most amazing human on earth

sara becker by bippitybobbityjoe February 27, 2022

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hannah becker

A Goddess, a woman of unparalleled beauty.

OMG, It's Hannah Becker! Keep a tight hold on your boyfriend, ladies!

hannah becker by jealousofamonkey June 16, 2011

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jason becker

The greatest guitarist that ever lived. He and Marty Friedman started the amazing speed metal band called Cacophony. Somehow Jason got ALS and now he can't shred the fuck out of everyone.

"Jason Becker fucking owns, Marty Friedman is awesome too."

jason becker by Jason Becker Lover July 7, 2006

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Dieter Becker-Wulff

The most innocent German cinnamon roll that could ever exist.

He is too precious and needs to be protected from the outside world.

Let's go protect Dieter Becker-Wulff from mean girls.

Dieter Becker-Wulff by Hi-i-definethingsthatidontfind January 28, 2021

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