Oprah audience

Mind-controlled, trained fawning seals who are in a constant state of rapture, hysteria and wet panties even before Oprah comes on stage. They're trained to laugh on cue like insane morons at everything she says or does no matter what, sometimes even before she says or does anything. Human canned laughter. Episodes of "Oprah's Favourite Things" are truly frightening to watch. The insanity levels are shocking. Get out of their way! Oprah, insane, stupidity, television, moron, Oprah audience

Oprah will say "Um...." and the audience is hysterical. She scratches her arm and they have an orgasm. Oprah, insane, stupidity, television, moron, Oprah audience

Oprah audience by velvet67 July 31, 2009

Audi Driver 

is a driver on the road that tale gates , cuts other cars off and zig zags in traffic.

Who is that tale gating me? An Audi Driver.

Audi Driver by AudiDriverhater October 14, 2012

Audi W

An audi built on really cheap and noticeably bad aftermarket parts, also known as Ricer, but more specific to Audis. Mostly from lower income areas, but could also be seen in a more wealthy version, also known as stancing. The W=Wish, which pokes fun at the online discount store, Wish.

"Hey Bobby, I was driving through a town and saw an Audi W".
"Golly! You have to love those tight-asses who want a German luxury car, but can't afford the bill for one"!

"Oh yeah! I almost forgot to mention the people who love abusing cars by adding too much camber to the wheels"!
"What does that do"?
"Well, it essentially makes your car worthless by having it so low to the ground, you could run over an ant with your bumper and get stuck on speed bumps. The one good thing about it is that we can pick out who's the biggest attention whore at car shows".

Audi W by Audilover861 February 15, 2019

audigan 

Audigan is a really mean person, who likes drama and only wants girlfriends

Oh shoot that’s Audigan!
Carefull he will push you on the locker

audigan by Butterly January 7, 2021

Andie 

Super amazing; weird sense of humor; sometimes a bit hard to understand; but astounding if you are clever enough to catch it; an Andie will always have you mesmerized; intimidating, you are nervous to approach, but still long to just be around one

You'll never be an Andie. You don't have the personality for it. Sorry.

Andie by PhantomOfTheLight April 28, 2014

Aude 

Aude is a french queen personifying opposites. She can be the smartest person you know and the most stupid one the next, super insecure one moment and very confident shortly after.

When you meet her she is super sweet and smiley but don't think she doesn't also have a strong cut-throat side as well as a naughty one!

Damn I was not expecting Aude to be like this.

Aude by audettr September 24, 2020

Audience typing 

When a person's typing abilities degrade when they must type in front of others, leading to misspelled words, improper capitalisation and most likely resulting in blushing.

Worse if that other person is an older relative or someone you respect.

Father asks, "Put Manchester United into Google there for me"

Son, "Sure"

Results in - "Manchetser UNited" being typed into Google.

This serves as a prime example of 'Audience typing' in action.

Audience typing by RoninRogue July 15, 2010