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ayatollah of areola

a title in the player hierarchy achieved by scholars who have demonstrated highly advanced knowledge of titties
"Damn look at the titties on that girl my boy is talking to. He is the ayatollah of areola!"
ayatollah of areola by 2stainz April 30, 2013

Woot Areola 

Used in an attempt to encourage one to show one's breasts. Usually used in chant form.
"Woot Areola! Woot Areola! Woot Areola!"
Woot Areola by Reno Gangsta November 1, 2009

Areola Effect 

A Progressive rock band based out of south eastern Michigan. Band consists of Ryan Motto, Jake Golden, and Josh Farewell. Mixes variations of hard rock, funk, jazz, and always jamming. Always bring an extra pair of dancing shoes because they will rock your off.
Bk just showed his areola during the show. The Areola Effect has just been revealed. Watch out here they come.
Areola Effect by The Inspector January 21, 2008

areola51 

The skin around a woman's or men's nipple that is a different color than the person's skin tone. Areola51 specifically refers to the abnormally large or otherwise irregular and disgusting areolas.
I was about to run train on that skank from last night but before getting into the deed I noticed she had some areola51 going on and couldn't help but barf.
areola51 by BeeftheBike May 21, 2012
Dude! His nipple was a lie. It had no areola at all. It was an areolie.
areolie by Bonkie Tonk April 13, 2014

Areola Disconnection Anxiety Disorder

When a big breasted woman fears she will shave off her nipple while leaning forward to shave her legs.
I wonder if Pamela Anderson has ever suffered from Areola Disconnection Anxiety Disorder while getting ready for a Baywatch shoot.