American Dream

An ideology that only applies to rich, white males

Only rich, white males are capable of achieving the American Dream. Everyone else is out of the picture

American Dream by Dubiks February 26, 2019

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American dream

Something you have to take drugs or go to sleep to achieve, since anybody who tells you they achieved it while they were awake had to steal from somebody, somewhere to achieve it.

Reality is good enough for most people, the American dream is what's fucking up their heads.

American dream by Solid Mantis July 18, 2020

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american dream

the hope of engaging in a sexual situation; getting laid.

Gio is looking to fulfill his american dream on prom night.

american dream by E-Ball July 4, 2004

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American Dream

A dream which can be fulfilled by the average working class citizen of the United States by following a set of standards which are 1) owning your own home which can sufficiently provide for every occupant (debt-free), 2) owning a high class vehicle or a sufficient working vehicle (debt-free), 3) own upper class clothing, e.g. American Eagle shirts, or Coach purses, 4) living in a peaceful area, e.g. suburbs, or in an upper class district, 5) owning a business (sufficient pay and debt free) or working for a business with a high salary, 6) being in a position where you owe little or no debt or have debt that does not exceed 2.5% of your net worth (applies to those making $10 million USD or more), 7) to belong in the upper class society and frequent parties often or host many of your own, 8) to have a sufficient cash reserve for family members nearing retirement, e.g. a retirement savings fund exceeding the cost of life after retirement, 50 percent above the GDP per capita (preferably), 9) you have to actually do something to make it happen & 10) you have to do hard work diligently & do respectable work for your success to truly be celebrated.

"I am living the American Dream by having a house of my own in the suburbs, I have a Mercedes-Benz R Class, I have 3 million dollars in my retirement fund, owe no money to anyone, wear American Eagle clothing, work as a telecommunications manager, I frequent parties everyday, and run a family operation of exporting wheat to other countries."

American Dream by The S1F2N3 Network August 27, 2012