you could survive a car crash

to say to someone, 'you could survive a car crash' implys that they are fat, therefore would not be killed in a car crash due to all their 'padding'. in extreme cases, 'crash crash' can be exchanged for 'plane crash' or even 'a armageddon'.

Bek: OMG, I am getting soo fat lately!

Christina and Taylah: you could survive a car crash.

you could survive a car crash by C/B/T February 15, 2009

crushin’ A 

Consuming alcohol; originally coined by students at Clemson

“Hey are you crushin’ A this weekend?”
“Bro don’t tempt me with a good time 👀”

crushin’ A by anonymous November 20, 2020

crushing a loaf 

Something villagers love to do. Reference to the minecraft movie, where Steve introduces the villagers.

Steve: oh these guys? They’re the villagers! They love crushing a loaf!

crushing a loaf by liljimbobdavegreglarrysteve April 10, 2025

Crashing a Jet 

verb: the act of prematurely celebrating and then FAILING to accomplish what you were celebrating for.

Crashing a Jet, The NY Jets making up Super Bowl end zone dances BEFORE they make it to the Super Bowl!

Crashing a Jet by Grimmlock25 January 24, 2011

Crash Into A M5000 Day 

On the 15th of December You Crash into a manchester metrolink M5000 without any charges. double points for killing everyone onboard the other trams. triple points if you die

Local Florida man crashed M5000 tram into a river.
Crash Into A M5000 Day

Crash Into A M5000 Day by T68A And T68 Lover December 9, 2020

crash us a fag 

give me a fag or " hey there old chum would you be able to pass me a ciggerette. usually sed by smelly scallys hu neva went to skool

hey u crash us a fag

crash us a fag by Steve June 15, 2004

Pink Cookies in a Plastic Bag Getting Crushed by Buildings 

Slang phrase for sexual intercourse, made famous by LL Cool J on 14 Shots To The Dome

The act of making love is....pink cookies in a plastic bag getting crushed by buildings

Pink Cookies in a Plastic Bag Getting Crushed by Buildings by Doggysoft August 20, 2006