staring at the floor 

looking at it and wondering what am i doing?

"i asked my friend asscheeck if he is staring at the floor"

staring at the floor by awkward1234 July 21, 2018

string cheesed 

When you creampie someones ass in cold weather.and they sit over your face and push the freezy gel jizz out onto your face resembling string cheeses.

Last night i asked my baby to string cheesed me...and she shit instead!

string cheesed by Sausagehole April 12, 2019

String Dog 

The act of doing a shite in the toilet.

Don't go in the bathroom I did a string dog and it smells pure shite in there like.

String Dog by Stringystringdog69 February 22, 2022

pull string fireworks 

Firecrackers that go BANG when you pull the strings coming out the ends.

Not to be confused with used tampons.

Ed: Don't go into Oz's bathroom; there are pull string fireworks everywhere.
Pat: Gross.
Ed: What?

pull string fireworks by 6468 December 13, 2010

Worm On A String 

The master that rules over all other species. They commit arson every 5 seconds. They have a plastic baby and human diet, and they like steeling kneecaps and liver.

person1: all praise the worm on a string, all praise the worm on a string...
person2: SOMEONE HELP! THE WORM ON A STRING SET THE HOSPITAL ON FIRE!
person3: WORM WORM WORM WORM WORM WORM...!
worm on a string: YES! PRAISE ME! I AM ALL POWER!

Worm On A String by WormOnAString123124 March 5, 2022

cock on a string

A large dog, that since it was a puppy, has been kept on a short leash and never let out, only being fed large amounts of raw beef while being kicked in the balls and shouted at.
It is later taken out into society by a psycopath with a similar upbringing that, despite my bollock numbing disbelief, still deems nessesary the protection of a 200 pound monster.

"You seen Brian's new cock on a string?"
"Yeah, bet his bark's worse than his bite though, eh?"
"Fuck no, had my hand the other day, had to kick him in the balls."
"Bet that improved his temperament."
"Fuck no, made him let go though."

cock on a string by Sigoejner September 28, 2006

string bikini 

1. A bikini in which there is a string in the butt like a thong;no full piece of bikini in the butt.

She wore a string bikini, it was like she was in a thong.

string bikini by gjksdhgdskl;ghfdgh July 13, 2006