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A complete boss! She rules all with her sense of humor. Her text game is on point and will kick anybody ass who steps up to one of her friends. Joe and David can suck it.
Jessica schooled joe and David.

Who?

those guys with the small weiners!
Jessica by Propersyk March 7, 2021
The sweetest girl in the world and everything a guy needs in a girl. She’s smart, caring and beautiful. Any guy who lands a Jessica can count himself among the luckiest men in the world.
Person 1: Damn, all these girls are the same.
Person 2: Just wait you’ll find yourself a JESSICA and everything will be perfect.
Jessica by Star Wars fan 66 March 13, 2021
The dead name of a (bigender) lesbian that everyone simps for, for no reason. a.k.a. me
Person1: Who is that girl and why is everybody simping for her?
Person2: That's somebody who used be named Jessica and is now a lesbian who doesn't know why everybody is simping for her.
Jessica by thatweebchild March 26, 2021
The dead name of a lesbian who everybody simps for on urban dictionary. a.k.a. me
Stop simping for people named Jessica, half of the shit you guys say isn't even true. -Somebody who used to be named Jessica
Jessica by thatweebchild March 26, 2021
Jessica is the best person you can have for a girlf-*cough cough* close friend. Shes very loving even though sometimes she online and doesnt reply to you cry Shes very cool and 10/10 would reccomend being friends with her
Jessica is hot and belongs to Angie
Jessica by notelectrical May 4, 2021
The most beautiful girl. Bad ass but can be a sweet heart. Truly grinds my gears into powder. Careful not to break her heart because she will kill you. Can love you with all her heart if she ever chooses to give you a chance.
Do you see her bro? She’s beautiful

Yeah man that’s my Jessica
Jessica by Nsugar July 3, 2021