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thesaurus abuser 

One who attempts to sound intelligent by using a computer thesaurus for more intelligent sounding words.
Ends up sounding ridiculous either by using words completely out of context or by misspelling them.
Rudy stopped being a thesaurus abuser when his computer died.
thesaurus abuser by srta. P May 24, 2005

lol abuser 

an lol abuser is when people use lol too much on IM and sound like retards....like me.
person: wuts the hw??
me: lol i dunno
person: tell me!
me: lol i dunno wut it is!
person: wutever
me: lol

^ lol abuser!!!
lol abuser by jb! December 28, 2005

pace abuser 

An extremely fast, dark African that cannot be stopped.
Look at that pace abuser tank through the mile.
pace abuser by Kdog100 March 3, 2014

gamer absence

some say it's when you sit for so long your meat goes numb.
i'm currently experiencing gamer absence.
gamer absence by scuppers July 8, 2020
The state of articulating nonsense.

The advantage of using this word is that most people will assume that you are misspelling the word "absence", but you will secretly know what you really meant. And it will be your hope that, subconsciously, they do too.
In Ray's absense, I will present the information.
absense by office_instigator September 24, 2016

penis abuser 

someone who jerks off everyday,probablly more than once
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