safety d 

(n.) A man who is on a woman's "safety list" of guys she has slept with in the past and who are not dangerous psychopaths or possessive and are halfway decent in bed. A woman will keep these men in her phone for situations when she is feeling horny but does not want to take her chances with someone new.

"Sarah and I broke up months ago but I'm still her safety D on occasional Friday nights."

safety d by Hunal11 March 13, 2014

safety dope 

Doing dope while wearing a seatbelt. Safety first!

I told my buddy Mike to put his seatbelt on before we hit that 8 ball. Safety Dope

safety dope by THE FUCKIN UNICORN November 27, 2015

safety spell 

An obviously incorrect attempt at typing a questionably difficult word to ensure spell check verification.

1: I read your correspondence. corsersrf

2: Doesn't that sentence need some punctuation pncntlbss

(:safety spell)

safety spell by Il8694 December 12, 2015

safety unicorn 

A person who identifys as a unicorn but also doubbles as portable medic. Medical advice may or may not contain glitter (*will contain glitter*). Safety unicorns are especially rare but essential to the enjoyment of any Australian doof.

"Have you got your safety unicorn?" You.
"I've got my safety unicorn!!" Me

safety unicorn by TiggyMima September 10, 2016

Safety windmill 

The act of windmilling before coitus. Ensures readiness and boosts performance.

Man I safety windmilled last night. She said I was awesome!

Thanks safety windmill!

Safety windmill by Badmanh May 27, 2016

safety circle

The anti-social circle formed by a group of women at parties. Frequently formed by a group of sorority sisters at frat parties.

This party is so lame, all the girls are just staying in their safety circles.

safety circle by grumbledum January 1, 2017

safety wee 

The act of urinating before embarking on any journey/activity to minimise the likelihood of being caught short or the need to urinate interrupting your activity. An especially useful tool for young children.

"I'm going for a safety wee before the film starts - I don't want to have to miss anything!"

safety wee by Lifeofloaf January 16, 2017