Abusement Park 

A metaphoric phrase that represents a place or place in time where "abuse" has taken place. Mostly used in a comical manner to define a place of debauchery.

Welcome to the Abusement Park. Drugs are on the left, prostitutes on the right.

Abusement Park by blindswordzman January 6, 2007

dick abusers 

Military Slang meaning ones hand

The drill sergeant yelled at the recruits for having their "dick abusers" in their pants pocket.

dick abusers by dirty red in KY January 9, 2012

Sparknotes Abuser 

one who has the ability to make good grades by reading an assigned book, but continually uses sparknotes.com to ace book quizzes.

Gabby was a sparknotes abuser; she used the website despite her intellect and Mr. Carlos telling her not to do so.

Sparknotes Abuser by saxredman July 29, 2012

Nasally Abused 

When playing "got your nose" and you go too far. This can end up with deformed noses and the affected person may one day grow up to be a serial nose abuser himself.

Voldemort got nasally abused as a kid. Don't judge the man.

Nasally Abused by funwillfunwill June 18, 2015

Self Abusement 

When you hurt yourself like your dad did before he left you

Self Abusement

Self Abusement by GeneralAJ August 24, 2021

Car Abuser

Someone who use his car to drive everywhere instead of walking or taking public transportation.

Non car abuser: Hey, wanna come with us to the park?
Car abuser: yeah, I'll meet you there with my Toyota Corolla
Non car abuser: its a 3 min walk... don't be a *Car Abuser*

Car Abuser by Car abuser February 14, 2022

Aiden abuser 

A person who abuses or hurts a aiden mentally or physically. A aiden abuser

“Isabel is a aiden abuser”

Aiden abuser by Abortionfairy July 21, 2022