hitting a deer 

If you are on your way to get some poontang from RAH and you suck at driving, you're driving fast, and it's on a gravel road (which you're pretty screwed)you'll most likely wreck so then you have to tell your mommy you were in the process of "hitting a deer". So then everyone will make fun of you, and they know what truly happened and you have only owned your truck for a little over a week and then you have to pay $1,000 cuz you "hit a deer".

Man, have you heard about that Matt Osbourne guy. He supposedly "hit a deer". That's what he told his mommy cuz he sucked so bad at driving cuz he was trying to get some from RAH. What a fagel.

hitting a deer by Raymond Garcia April 7, 2005

PUMP A DUCE 

Pumping a duce, is known as cranking out a fat oversized roll of steaming shit with maximum force.

Dude ill be in the can for an hour i have to pump a duce.

PUMP A DUCE by cdawg98822 January 29, 2007

eat a dick yo

a magical assembly of words which could imply multiple meanings: tell someone to "buzz off", affirmation of excitement, tell someone they are incorrect, an expression of excitement, ect.

Statement: Nick is going to absolutely crush you in the hot dog eating contest, you stand no chance.

Response: Eat a dick yo!

eat a dick yo by Holmania August 9, 2008

Like a rat up a drain pipe

1. Aussie slang for one SpEEdY B0I

2. when you have a molecular scale dick, and she has a universal pussy

the boy raced past like a rat up a drain pipe

IT WAS LIKE TRYNA FIT A NEEDLE DOWN A HALLWAY

Like a rat up a drain pipe by itsDavid0_o (death embodied) April 11, 2018

look this is a definition 

to view a word as if it were reference from a dictionary

Look this is a definition!

look this is a definition by Flamedraguy May 1, 2005

Theory of a Deadman 

Kick ass band that released hits such as "Make up your mind" and their biggest hit: "Santa Monica". By the way, pearl jam SUCKS. Their fans are so die - hard because they know that's the only way the band will survive.

To author: larry122

Learn English. Allow me to demonstrate:
"like theory of a deadman and NIckelback and all those other band thats sound like if pearl jam sucked"

Just to let you know, Pearl Jam does suck.

Pearl Jam, who the hell gave you that name?

Here's the lyrics to Theory of a Deadman's biggest song, Santa Monica:

She fills my bed with gasoline
You think I wouldn't notice
Her mind's made up
The love is gone
I think that someone's trying to show us a sign
That even if we thought it would last
The moment would pass
My bones will break and my heart will give
Oh it hurts to live

I remember the day
When you left for Santa Monica
You left me to remain with all your excuses for everything
I remember the time
When you left for Santa Monica
I remember the day you told me it's over

It hurts to breathe
Every time that you're not next to me
Her mind's made up
The girl's gone
And now I'm forced to see
I think I'm on my way
Oh it hurts to live today
Oh, and she said: "Don't you wish you were dead like me?"

I remember the day
When you left for Santa Monica
You left me to remain with all your excuses for everything
I remember the time
When you left for Santa Monica
I remember the day you told me it's over

I wanted more than this
I needed more than this
I deserve more than this but it just won't stop it just won't go away
I needed more than this
I wanted more than this
I asked for more than this
But it just won't stop it just won't go away

I remember the day
when you left for Santa Monica
You left me to remain
with all your excuses for everything
I remember the time
When you left it all behind
I remember the day you told me it's over

I remember the day
When you left for Santa Monica
You left me to remain
with all your excuses for everything

I remember the time
when you left for Santa Monica
Yeah I remember the day you told me it's over

Theory of a Deadman by Proof that the bible is God's perfect word December 12, 2008

She Got A dick 

When a girl has a dick and you dont know or dont care

HOLY SHIT SHE HAS A DICK! THIS SUCKS

Who Cares If She Got A Dick WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!

She Got A dick by Josh June 30, 2004