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northern driver 

One of the most aggressive drivers on the road. Usually from New York, but can be from New Jersery or Eastern Pennsylvania. Weaving in and out of traffic and a high rate of speed are a normal occurrences. Hated by most, but not as much as a Sunday driver.
"Wow! That guy is driving really fast!"

"Yeah, he must be a Northern driver."

"Yup, look at his license plate. New York."

"Asshole."
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Northern Texas Door Jam 

The act of inviting a boy you like over to your house and then during dinner, you spill water all over him to make him yours......basically this is how to get the boys.
Dude: Eve totally pulled a Northern Texas Door Jam on me!!
Dude2: Whoaa, dude she is thirsty for you!
Dude: Yeah, totally dude

northern cambria 

a town in pennsylvania which sucks badly.

ask your local pizza hut if they know about this town?

I recon they'd say 'no'
Northern Cambria is north of cambria county.

Northern Tuck 

Tucking the northern pointing erect penis under the waistband.
Timmy had to do the Northern Tuck while slow dancing with Jessica.
Northern Tuck by Haus K February 18, 2017

northern 

I'm glad we left that party, the host was really northern.
northern by sailor soon February 27, 2017

northern atlantic pink salmon 

Your girls pretty pink thing; pussy; bearded clam; etc.
BTW I'm definitely looking for some Northern Atlantic pink salmon tonight ;) ;) ;)

northern foghorn 

A northern person who finds it incapable of talking without shouting!
Pete you Northern Foghorn can't you talk without shouting you annoying cunt!!!!
northern foghorn by urban skidmarks September 23, 2017