Gay Patriot 

A man who watches Navy Seal workout videos while holding his cock in his hand.

I think my best friend is a Gay Patriot but at least he loves his country.
That Gay Patriot spooged on his Wii while watching workout videos.
You don't have to be from Foxboro to be a Gay Patriot.

Gay Patriot by daddys home January 1, 2012

Dottina (a proud, patriotic American) 

A dumb bitch on Urbandictionary.com who another victim to the influence of Bush's propaganda. She's the epitome of all dumb sheep who fall for it, calling anyone who dares to challenge the President unpratriotic. Failing to realize by doing this she's being unpatriotic herself.

Dottina is dumb whore who's looking for attention cause she can't stand out from the legions of morons who bought Bush's propaganda.

Dottina (a proud, patriotic American) by not Dottina June 16, 2003

Patriot Act 

A very kinky, very sexy and extremely patriotic sex act that you should be proud of achieving if you pull it off, man or woman. See American Pounding.

Boy, the Government has nothin' on THIS Patriot Act! I came buckets!

Patriot Act by SHITCOCK March 12, 2015

patriotism 

having pride in your country's leaders and not questioning every decision that they make like liberal bastards

Flying your flag high is true patriotism.

patriotism by the real patriot January 28, 2009

Patriot 

A guy who is willing to hook up with scuds. I.E. A shortened version of patriot missle

Matty hooks up with so many scuds he is like a patriot missle.

Patriot by GT December 16, 2004

The Patriot 

a sexual action that requires a horse. While doing a girl up the butt you slap her across the back so that red and white stripes appear. Then you beat her left shoulder until it is black and blue. When you both are done you rip her backskin off, jump on your horse and ride away victorious waving your makeshift american flag.

Man, my friend actually tried the patriot on his girlfriend last night and the bitch ended up in the hospital.

The Patriot by Sean Glennon November 14, 2007

patriot 

Naked, full nudity

During my shower I am patriot.

patriot by wouldntyoulikeotknow May 1, 2003