A unfortunately tall, brown haired hockey boi. He likes to make dad jokes, and has a lot of underground crackhead energy. He is LOWKEY real sweet, and can go full Dr. Phil mode. Which means that he gives good advice. Often in a Friend group he plays the role of a mom and makes sure u go to sleep and are eating, super helpful tho because if he didn’t I would be a mess. Really fun to talk to and always has sumthing dum to say :) but when he says dum stuff you tease him over it. He can take the brutal teasing of his close friends but won’t hesitate if your straight up an asshole. If Owen doesn’t like you than you’re definitely doing something wrong. Cause he is accepting of a lot of people, he does a lot of cringey stuff tho so please be cautious. He is similar to a raccoon tho cause he likes to dig through the trash cans every chance he gets. BTW i should mention he is super big brain and super athletic.

Who is making such bad dad jokes?

Oh it’s just Owen again.

Owen by Owenisabum February 11, 2021

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The sexiest man in the world. James's dream man. He has massive cock.

who is that man who gives me such an errection, Oh thats OWEN

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