Soma coma 

When taken as properly prescribed, the medication Soma will put one in a various stages of muscle and deep tendon relaxation.

He was thankfully in a soma coma.

Soma coma by Rosegoldqueen1 July 13, 2018

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yuna coma tia gonatoshia coona tingadon by SSS102 September 24, 2018

Reality Coma 

1. When someone has been in their own world for a long time then 'wakes up'

2. Someone who refuses to face reality.

"I don't know how I can use Reality Coma in a sentence .-.'

Reality Coma by MyMasterpeice.byCG5 December 14, 2018

Dough Coma 

When you eat so much pizza, you lose control of your eyelids.

Dale on his anniversaries because he gets a dough coma.

Dough Coma by Doughcoma24 January 7, 2019

sad coma

Middle schoolers wakening up on a Monday morning.

leave me alone i'm in a sad coma state

sad coma by zxcvbnmmmmmmmmmmmmm,,lkjhgfdsa March 29, 2019

Phone Coma 

Low brainwave activity, unaware of surroundings, incoherent and motionless except for singular motion of index finger. Other symptoms include deafness and sedentary behavior.

Lisa was unreachable using common social forms of verbal communication. She stared blankly at the iPhone. Lisa was in a Phone Coma.

Phone Coma by Hobarto April 18, 2019

Oxford Coma 

a state of deep unconsciousness that lasts for as long as someone babbles on pretentiously about the significance of the Oxford comma.

“I immediately slip into an Oxford Coma the moment my friend Rick starts blabbering about the importance of the Oxford Comma.”

Oxford Coma by SalvyZ August 29, 2019