Management 

Telling employees that they really are not understaffed by using "numbers" when we all know that numbers can tell whatever story you wish to tell, truth and fallacy. Directing you to the REAL definition of "Management" which Merriam Webster does not agree.

Management: We crunched the numbers and you really don't need that many staff--how can you disagree with the numbers? Just because we had 6 people before, had added .5, and now have just doesn't mean you need that many!

Management by DeceitNeverWins October 25, 2010

project management

The management of projects. Typically, this is all about figuring out what's needed, working out how to satisfy that need, costing it out, doing the job and delivering the product/service or whatever.

Some say it's science, some say an art. Whatever. It keeps a lot of pencil-necks in jobs and forms the bedrock of capitalist growth through cost, time and quality controlled efforts.

If you want an example of good project management, take 5 to figure out how they built a pyramid in ancient Egypt.

Getting a shag out of Estelle requires more project management than I can conjure up. You'd need a Harvard MBA to figure out a route into her box.

project management by Wizards Sleeve June 6, 2005

managering 

When a manager specializes in being managerial instead of actually managing their people and fixing the issue at hand, similar to micromanaging, but done in such a way as to make themselves look like a great manager

Davey was managering us when all of the servers went down. He made sure that all actions and thoughts were his and that his people had no room to think.

managering by s0meguy April 24, 2017

talent manager 

a person who helps talented people (singers, actors etc.) sign contracts and have performances

I love to sing and thanx to my talent manager I got to perform on stage for the first time.

talent manager by marabistea April 23, 2006

crisis management 

Management by crisis is a phrase used to describe the common problem of allowing unexpected events, interruptions, problems, or emergencies to dictate your priorities and actions.

Successfully diffusing a crisis requires an understanding of how to handle a crisis – before it occurs.

To eliminate the worst practice of management by crisis you need to take two important steps. First, you must distinguish between a real crisis, which is something important that requires your immediate attention, and other lesser problems, events, or interruptions that do not qualify as a true crisis. Hence the word Crisis Management.

crisis management by Slim Jim Whitman January 23, 2008

Fluff Manager 

The guy in charge of all the fluffing (sucking a male talent in preparation for an adult film scene). It is the fluff manager's responsibility to make sure that there are enough fluffers for one film shoot and/or multiple film shoots. The fluff manager may ask the fluffers to fluff himself, making him a bad fluff manager or BFM. It is rumored that Kenny G. used to be a fluff manager but this is a common mistake. Sucking on the end of a cock-shaped brass tube doesn't make you a fluff anything, it just makes you look gay unless you are the sax player from The Lost Boys.

When the fluffers didn't show up for the film shoot, the fluff manager had to suck all the male talent to keep them hard. When the tardy fluffers showed up at the end of the scene and were scolded by a very tired mouth.

Fluff Manager by Dildo Backpacker April 7, 2011

Line Manager 

1. A pre-pubescent dick who thinks he's working for the UN, but who in actual fact sits in a two-bit 4 desk office, one step up from licking stamps. Commonly known for being a neurotic narcissist.

2. Someone who aspires to be a dictator but is too incompetent, so he just takes his sexual inadequacies out on those around him.

New employee: Who's that total asshole who comes into work two hours before everyone else and spends the whole day talking about himself?
Old employee: Oh, that's your Line Manager.
New Employee: Fuck me, I'm outta here.

Line Manager by EmeraldFizz September 11, 2018