cum comment

when someone stutters are they say cum comment

“ok so he cum commented... i mean commented”

by sectionleader69420 August 30, 2019

Comment bitch

Someone who thinks it's okay to post rude shit on your face book.

P1:* comment bitch *
P2: comment back bitch you still on your meds?

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 11, 2019

comment hero

A random dick bag that tries to sound like a genius in comment sections, but clearly knows nothing about the subject. Similar to an armchair quarterback.

My latest YouTube video has a comment hero, trying to stir up some shit.

by El Wappo. May 22, 2020

Fuck Boy Comment

Where a boy comments on something that wasn’t supposed to be sexual but turns it sexual.

Her - yeah I was just going to jump in the shower and then head out

Him - well I can come over and help you 😏

Fuck boy comment

by Slay all day 22 July 7, 2020

Hiding in the comments

When you are seeing TikTok and scary things pop out. You’re too scared but want to know what people talked about it then the comments will cover the clip partially.

@_slmp：who is hiding in the comments.. I have snacks for you 🍩🍕🍔🍟🍗🍭🍉🌭🌮

by Amber.t2le June 8, 2020

one little comment

Something that somebody says that you must NEVER reply to. That's because they don't want a conversation.

Person 1: I'm sure there are loads of people that smoke who wear jackets like these.
Person 2: Smoking is an addictive habit.
Person 1: Shut up.
Person 2: But you asked me a question/wanted a conversation.
Person 1: No! that was One little comment.

by The Truthful 1 September 26, 2020

Comments Section

What every one of these definitions needs.

You, reading this now: "Fuck, I hate this definition, written by this obvious (insert hated political party here), douche bag, but a "thumbs-down" button doesn't properly quantify the rage with which I would cram sharp, pointy objects up his ass, where I given the chance... If only there were a COMMENTS SECTION, I could at least let them know my feelings by saying something whitty, like 'shut-up, commi scumbag' , that would teach 'em"

by StrongDynamics September 27, 2020