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Jamaican cruise 

When a black girls pussy hair is so long you can make it into corn rows.
Parker: hey how’d it go with that chick last night?
Ethan: it was fine after I gave her a Jamaican cruise, it was thicker than she was!
Parker: ok then

Jamaican Flamethrower 

The act of filling your dick with gasoline and ejaculating while holding a lighter in front of your it; creating a flamethrower.
I gave that bitch a jamaican flamethrower last night

Jamaican beetle-juice 

Jamaican Pizzle 

The act of stuffing your entire head inside your

own urethra.
"Did you hear Jimmy gave himself a Jamaican Pizzle?"

Jamaican party popper 

A large penis belonging to a man of jaimacan decent, which upon pulling on it causes it to leak semen instantly
Rasta Billy has a large JAMAICAN PARTY POPPER

Jamaican Pie 

When you get incredibly baked with a female and you have sex that is basically black out. When you nut it's with the force of a thousand suns. Also derives inspiration from the beef filled pastry commonly manufactured by Golden Krust™.
When Kevin and Kelly cuddled and hit the weed pen like 50 times it resulted in a Jamaican Pie
Jamaican Pie by vorelad September 7, 2019