Zodiac hug

If your zodiac sign is an
Virgo
Aries
Libra
Hug your enemy or frienemy

Libra:today is Zodiac hug day
Random enemy:okay?
Libra:I have to hug my enemy which is you...
Random enemy:Nope

by DaZodiacSign65 November 9, 2019

Zodiac Killer

my dad i think.

Mom? Why is there a dead body under dad's bed? Is he the Zodiac Killer?

by PussyfootedHoe69 December 9, 2019

Zodiac sign

According to everyone on the internet, fuck em.

Fuck your zodiac sign, what number of toast do you like?

I like 5

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Zodiac Stalker

That one person who is constantly asking other people their zodiac signs so they can find out everything about them.

Girl: Hey, did you see that bitch ask the water polo star what his zodiac sign was?
Girl 2: She's such a zodiac stalker.

by Shounen-Ai Princess July 7, 2016

Zodiac Sign K

Nobody care about your zodiac sign

Yo shut up and go kick rocks Zodiac Sign K

by Jayyvvr November 24, 2021

Zodiac Signs

Zodiac Signs are something that some people believe in, and some don’t. It’s about stars it’s a shape that stars form. And then it goes and your birthday month and day gets involved. On TikTok your zodiac sign apparently defines your personality, personal life, how you look, how you do/did in school etc. Those are not true, if you believe in zodiacs, they do not define your personality etc.

These are the dates for the “zodiac signs” if you even believe in them that is.

22 December – 20 January, Capricorn

20 January – 19 February, Aquarius

19 February – 21 March, Pisces

21 March – 20 April, Aries

20 April – 21 May, Taurus

21 May – 21 June, Gemini

21 June – 23 July, Cancer

23 July – 23 August, Leo

23 August – 23 September, Virgo

23 September – 23 October, Libra

23 October – 22 November, Scorpio

23 November – 22 December, Sagittarius

TikTok girl- If you’re a Pisces, you have divorced parents, you are adopted because nobody likes March.
Boy- But I’m born in March and I’m a Pisces, I’m not adopted or have divorced parents.
TikTok girl- Your Zodiac Signs define your personality. Deal with it 10 year old.

by closely.Vanessa November 27, 2021

Zodiac signs

Something that is determined by when you exit out of your mom's vagina (or belly in some cases) that some girls use to stereotype you or make up an excuse on why they committed 69420666133791021 war crimes in Ukraine.

Prosecutor: "Your honor, Miss Crystal has been charged with terrorism, arson, grand theft, mass murder, vehicular manslaughter, hate crimes, sexual assault, filing false reports, kidnapping, and attempted genocide."

Crystal: "Sorry I'm such a Scorpio EL OH EL"

Attorney: "Dammit I got an astrology girl as a client."

Judge: "I declare Miss Crystal as Guilty" *slams judge hammer down multiple times*

Lesson: zodiac signs are bs

by Silicosis9324 November 10, 2022