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zen, often achieved through smokin' pot. Great feeling of serenity and peace. Without a doubt the best way to live life.
Sat on the couch with my pipe and a smoke in the ash tray. A trippy show flashed in the backround on the TV. Alone with my thoughts. Truely zen.
zen by blizz April 17, 2003
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Zen copulation happens belly to belly; though many species of Zen engage in lengthy foreplay, the actual act is usually brief, but may be repeated several times within a short timespan. The gestation period varies with Zen species; for the small Tucuxi dolphin, this period is around 11 to 12 months. Typically Zen’s give birth to a single baby, which is, unlike most other mammals, born tail first in most cases. They usually become sexually active at a young age, even before reaching sexual maturity. The age of sexual maturity varies by species and gender.

Zen’s are known to display non-reproductive sexual behavior, engaging in masturbation, stimulation of the genital area of other individuals using the rostrum or flippers, and homosexual contact, damn that’s pretty gay.

Various species of Zen have been known to engage in sexual behavior up to and including copulation with other Zen’s of other species. Sexual encounters may be violent, with male Zen’s sometimes showing aggressive behavior towards both females and other males Zen’s. Male Zen’s may also work together and attempt to herd females in estrus, keeping the females by their side by means of both physical aggression and intimidation, to increase their chances of fucking successfully. Occasionally, Zen’s behave sexually towards other animals, including humans.
Person 1: What is up with him?!
Person 2:Oh hes just getting it on with animals that isn't his species

Person 1: Ermm...

Zen: Let me get in your pants dude...*slurpppp*
Zen by Maplesyrup~ September 30, 2020
Sexiest guy on the planet,loves pussy and has a massive penis
Zen by babealopoulos November 14, 2010
A word that was butchered by a band called Bush in their song, "Everything Zen" and now nobody knows what it means.
Try to see it once my way... Everything zen, everything zen, I don't think so.
Zen by Beastiezekiel September 16, 2005
Dude you are sooo like Zen!
Zen by strongbad August 14, 2004
an ironic term used like "pish whatever" or "oh yup"

originaly from somewhere in wellington, mainly used by sole guys, coll-jocks and cool guys from pats and rongatai... zen. wellington's pretty much the only place in new zealand where if u say zen people will actually know what ur on about.

often used as a joke nowadays to rip into idiots who still use it
oh that guy's skux... *cough* zen

pats will win mcevedy this year... zen

tagging is cool... zen
zen by not skux zen October 24, 2008