Canadian xylophone

A sexual act in which a woman gets on her hands and knees in front of her male partner while he dips his erect penis in a bowl of ice water and repeatedly slaps it against her back.

Jan and I decided to try something new last night so I played her like a Canadian xylophone.

Canadian xylophone by HoneyTheHusky June 10, 2016

Rusty Xylophone 

Much like the Trombone or Trumpet, the partner eating out the asshole, simultaneously uses two anal bead sets to play on the other partner's rib cage, with a drumming motion.

"Carl was really enthusiastic when I told him I wanted a Rusty Xylophone. My ribs were bruised for a week. It was awesome!

Rusty Xylophone by TheRatFinkLeroy August 23, 2017

Juicy xylophone 

The action of shitting into your dad’s mouth and he then proceeds to swallow it and throw it up back into your ass hole

Friend one: “Do you know where the juicy xylophone is?”
Friend two: “No”
Friend one: reads Urban Dictionary definition*
Friend two: “Oh, thanks”

Juicy xylophone by Hdtjfsthcsgczf December 9, 2019

Backward xylophone 

An insult to a dead gay person

Person 1: Chris died
Person 2: Wasn't he gay
Person 1: Yeah he's a backward xylophone now

Backward xylophone by bruhsoupandyo December 3, 2022

Sticky Xylophone 

A sexual act where a man ejaculates on a (non gender specific)'s toes and proceds to use his penis as a mallet to play their toes as a sticky xylophone.

The wait staff at Chilli's was very displeased when I played the sticky xylophone on the Mrs at the bar.

Created in a musty basement located in menasha Wisconsin

Sticky Xylophone by Sloppy tip September 19, 2024

Xylophile 

Someone who loves the forest, and woods.

Sabrina and I love nature. I think we might be xylophiles.

Xylophile by JBlevins1984 August 9, 2017

xylophonobia 

The extreme feeling of existential dread that a person feels whilst in the presence of, or hearing a xylophone.

“I’m terribly sorry, Mr. Montgumery, but I will be unable to attend the orchestral demonstatration of the talents of said musicians; as I know there will be a xylophone present, and I suffer from xylophonobia.”

xylophonobia by Keronica Kadwell February 10, 2018