wounded soldiers 

Plural of wounded soldier. Large quantities of wounded soldiers are often discovered in the aftermath of a party that someone notorious for McGanning beers has attended.

1. Dude, who was McGanning beers last night? There are wounded soldiers everywhere.

wounded soldiers by w3bz December 23, 2007

Wounded Seagull 

A term used to describe a sexual position, or situation. Often used during an orgy. This particular "maneuver" is implemented when one woman takes on a minimum of either 3, or a maximum of 5 penis' at a time. A penis in her vagina, one in her left and right hands, one in the anus and one in the mouth. With all of this action going on, she will look like a wounded seagull struggling for her life.

While watching my porn today. I elected to hold-off until I saw her preform the Wounded Seagull with five guys at once! After that, it was all over.

Wounded Seagull by TheIncredibleHolt September 6, 2007

Wounded Goose 

A sexual position resembling a Canada Goose in flight at the same time it is hit with a bullet, making it's neck go slack.

"I had her bent over the couch and was hitting it so hard she was flopping around like a wounded goose."

Wounded Goose by A2BuckNut September 25, 2009

wounded girlzelle

A girlfriend who will, through misrepresentation and exaggeration, make her boyfriend out to be a monstrous bastard in order to:
1) get sympathetic attention
2) prevent her gfs from ever getting close to her boyfriend.

This will backfire horribly if any of them give the bastard a chance and get to know him, or if they come on double-dates and realize that the slightest hint of bastardry is never evidenced.

I let her get away with the wounded girlzelle act because I honestly don't want to get to know her friends. From what she tells me, they all sound like a bunch of complete bitches!

wounded girlzelle by enkephalin07 March 2, 2016

Wounded Pilgrim 

The Wounded Pilgrim is performed during doggystyle sex. Upon approaching ejaculation, the male grabs the female's hips and shoulder, picks her up, and slams her head through a wall.

Dude, I totally Wounded Pilgrim'd Gia.

Wounded Pilgrim by WoundedPilgrim February 24, 2010

Wounded Warrior Project 

The Wounded Warrior Project is a nonprofit organization whose mission is to "honor and empower wounded warriors" of the United States Armed Forces. "The Wounded Warrior Project (WWP) works to raise awareness and enlist the public's aid for the needs of severely injured service men and women, to help severely injured service members aid and assist each other, and to provide unique, direct programs and services to meet their needs."

The Wounded Warrior Project TRACK program is a residential college and vocational skills program for wounded warriors. TRACK is unique because the warriors attend classes as a group, with the ability to build new experiences with other wounded warriors. In addition, warriors receive individual academic, career, and health counseling, with extensive goal setting and peak performance training. Upon completion of TRACK, the warriors are prepared to be successful in college, vocational training, or a civilian job search.

Wounded Warrior Project by A Wounded Warrior October 18, 2011

wounded cougar 

The wounded cougar is a rare breed of cougar who typically is accompanied by a proper cougar. The wounded cougar is the less attractive, unkempt wing woman of a traditional cougar who does not typically prey on man but upon seeing the action of her cougar friend steps up her game and for a night attempts to hunt the not so elusive young (and typically intoxicated) man.

I took one for the team and went home with the wounded cougar last night.

wounded cougar by Jack Robbins May 25, 2007