Whirling Dervish 

The process by which a man, having stimulated himself to a degree great enough to have obtained a boner, just at the point that his beloved crouches down to suckle upon his manhood, spins around so that his phallous collides verily with her cheek and allows him to fart on her face.

Deidre: What's that black about, Elizabeth?

Elizabeth: A Whirling Dervish from Reginald.

Deidre: Oh, Is that why your face smells?

Elizabeth: No.

Whirling Dervish by 535 March 7, 2011

whirling dervish 

the process of banging a braod while she is in the upright sitting position while you are lying down on your back and she is whirling in circles like no other and as soon as she gets too dizy to not know where she is you whip it out and go all over her face!!

I gave Eric's mother a Whirling Dervish when she was drunk last week.

whirling dervish by BoGO 69 May 22, 2006

Whirling Dervish 

The act of cornholing a Muslim (Not required, however) transvestite in the ass missionary style and observing his/her dick moving in a circular motion.

Joe: "Hey dude, I got this hooker last night and 'she' ended up being a 'he'! I ended up giving a whirling dervish!"

Bob: "Dude......"

Whirling Dervish by The Drizz July 10, 2012

whirling dervish 

When one is doing their girl from behind and he sticks a finger in her brown eye, pulls it out and swips his finger across her mouth, between her upper lip and nose. She then spins on him like a tiger with a pine cone stuck in his ass. Thus--a whirling dervish; also known as the dirty sanchez

I tried to hang on but, she turned on me like a whirling dervish.

whirling dervish by Ernest T. Bass February 13, 2013

whirliebirding

When you cum so good your penis makes you fly off the ground like a whirliebirding

I whirliebirding so good last night I saw Abby champ.
Cum so good you fly

whirliebirding by Diddlerofabby January 31, 2025

The Whirlies

At such time that one is sitting on the toilet with profuse anal leakage, it becomes necessary to lift from the seat, whirl around, and evacuate stomach contents.

Dude, I got so drunk last night that I got the whirlies when I was on the can this morning!

The Whirlies by DayafterDrunk January 18, 2011

Whirling Homo 

a flamer, or gay, who dances acorss the figure skating ice rink in tights, not caring what others think of him; shows his homosexuality; "out of the closet"

Wow, look at that whirling homo.

Whirling Homo by bossx789 November 25, 2009