whipped-cream-eye-patch 

the act that has taken place when a man has exhausted his load onto his partners eye and surrounding face.

LUCY: "how was your date last night Diane?"
DIANE: "aww dude it was awesome, he gave me a whipped-cream-eye-patch!"

whipped-cream-eye-patch by fringe tickler November 9, 2010

whipped cream and sprinkles 

A birthday gift from a young man and his girlfriend to his girlfriend's friend. The invitation must be given through a phone call on the recipient's birthday. The answer is always "no, thank you." The young man will call the recipient back several months later and ask again. The answer is still no.

RB: What exactly is it (whipped cream and sprinkles)?
CJ: Well, what it is is....She say, she say she want both yall, you and her, to lay on the bed butt ass neked.... I spray whipped cream on both yalls pussies...I put sprinkles on both yalls pussies..I blow out each of yall candles, and I lick both yalls clings.

6 months later...
CJ: Do you want to still do it...because I know some people who do?
RB: *Hangs up phone*

whipped cream and sprinkles by Love Dr. February 17, 2008

Whipped Cream Pie 

After jizzing in a girl, the guy aggressively whips his dick around in the jizz and then pulls it out to make a whipped cream pie.

The whipped cream pie i gave her was so thick and creamy.

Whipped Cream Pie by theeurbandictionary June 10, 2010

Whipped Cream Finger 

The act of covering one's finger in whipped cream, shoving it into a girls vagina, removing it, then licking all the cream off.

John gave his girlfriend a whipped cream finger she would never forget.

Whipped Cream Finger by redwirenut July 27, 2011

whipped cream pie 

when you cum on a girls pussy then put whipped cream on it then eat it

whipped cream pie tastes good

whipped cream pie by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvnm, May 3, 2018

Whipped Cream Twist Cone 

The act of inserting the nozzle of a whipped cream can into an anus and proceding to diarrhea in the form of a vanilla and chocolate twist cone into someones mouth.

Rich: Hey Brent, how did your date with Melanie go last night?

Brent: Really well. She was pretty kinky so I gave her a whipped cream twist cone.
Rich: Can't go without dessert.

Whipped Cream Twist Cone by Jigger99 November 16, 2011

Whipped cream wiener 

A pussy ass whipped dick that cums from the tip of the cock when smacked

That whipped cream wienercame all over his hoes ass after I smacked it around real good

Whipped cream wiener by WABBIT TWAKER June 6, 2015