Rik Waller 

A fat rotund Pop Idol star. Was not put into the "playstation" game of Pop idol, due to he would take up to much graphical space on the memory.

Erm, i dunno....

Rik Waller by Simon Cowell June 7, 2003

Rik Waller 

Fat bastard asshole that first "filled" the screen on the 1st series of Pop Idol. He was doing well on the sympathy vote until he coughed up a lung toward the end and droped out. Soon after the nation witnessed what a true waste of life he was on Celebrity Fit Club, where he would cry like a little faggot baby every 5 seconds because he could get a whole cow, or a swimming pool of mars bars to eat every day.

Seemingly he thinks himself as a megastar and that he should be treated as so, when in reality he is the ultimate in Z list celebrity.

Rik, your not big boned, your just fat.

AHAHAHAHA HELLO EVERYBODY!!!!! I R TEH RIK WALLAR!!!!! TODAY IM GOING TO SING MY LATEST COVER SONG!!!!!!! *coughs up lung* OH WTF!!!!! HAXED!!!! MY PERFOMANCE IS HAXED!!!!!!! I WANT COMPENSATION!!!!!!! AND A SOME MARS BARS!!!!!


3 years later....


AHAHA HELLO!!!!!!! TODAY IM ON THE NEW CHANNEL 5 SHOW WITH ALL THE REALITY SHOW REJECTS!!!!! AHAHA *hides chocolate bars and waits for everybody to go to bed* YAY!!!!!!!! *eats 3000 mars bars* IM A PRETTY BOY!!!! MOMMY LOVES ME VERY MUCH!!!!! SHAME I ATE HER!!!!!

Rik Waller by Fred Bloggs the 3rd July 20, 2004

chloe waller 

SHES JUST ONE BIG BALL OF FIT.

*SEES CHLOE WALLER*
*boner!*

chloe waller by paris hampson December 4, 2010

cock waller 

One who swallows cocks; A ho fo sho

Will you please let me cock waller you

cock waller by Hil30 April 12, 2015

Slow Waller's 

adj: describing a group of 2 or more talkative pedestrians who obliviously create a slow moving, nearly impassable human wall across a sidewalk.

The phenomenon typically occurs at rush hour, near major metropolitan transportation hubs and frequently causes anyone who gets stuck behind one to miss their bus/train.

Jim: "Sorry I am late, I was a block away from the train station when I was trapped behind a 5 slow waller's.

Boss: "No problem, same thing happened to me last week"

Slow Waller's by JayGee 74 June 5, 2011

Rik Waller 

A porkey person.often used to insult big boned people

'Ye mum'
'shut your assmouth Rik Waller!'
:(

Rik Waller by Alex James April 3, 2004

Waylon Waller 

That white boi that’s finna steal yo bitch

Waylon Waller could steal all hoes

Waylon Waller by LiLMamiGotANiceClit June 12, 2019