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Break-up make-up

A common technique used by women all across the world, whereby they wear excessive make-up after a particularly painful break-up in order to make themselves feel more attractive. The resultant level of foundation on the face is often compared to a light cake or biscuit based dessert.
Dave: Dude, I saw you broke up with Stacey...

Tom: What the... How did you know, we haven't even made it Facebook official yet?!

Dave: Only had to look at her face man...

Dave and Tom together: Break-up make-up...
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6 up gitty up 

A codeword, used by Rainbows and Lot Kids of the music festival/hippie scene, to heed warning of mounted police officers (police officers on horseback) in the area.

Police often ride horseback in larger hippie-gatherings such as Rothbury Music Festival and most Rainbow Gatherings, so as to parole large spans of land in a reasonable amount of time.

The term "g up gitty up" is designed to help unsuspecting hippies who are holding drugs, without incriminating yourself.
Dreaddy: "6 up gitty up!!!"

Spreadhead: "Oh shit! 6 up gitty upppp!!!"

Lot Kid: "Shit, I gotta hide these fucking doses"
6 up gitty up by littlehemp April 12, 2010

Shock up Knock up 

When you are banging a girl against a wall, then you perform a shocker and right as you are about to cum, you go back into her vagina, attempting to knock her up.
"Last night I was banging my big tiddy goth gf, when I accidentally did the Shock up Knock up."
Shock up Knock up by anarchy morty November 8, 2019

hang up hang up 

when talking to someone and neither person wants to hang up first
person 1: "goodnight"

person 2: "goodnight"

-long pause-

person 1: "i thought you were going to hang up first

person 2: "well i thought you were going to hang up first"

person 1: "uh-oh looks like we have a hang up hang up"
hang up hang up by Khelleh March 1, 2011

Make-Up Hook-Up

the act of a girl making up for past boy mistakes by hooking up with a different guy. This can be done in two different ways:

1) With a trusted guy friend who will do the job and do it respectably and keep the event between just the 2 of them and nobody else

OR

2) The guy she likes now, but only while they have a thing with each other, to make up for hooking-up with a douchebag in her past (as in the last hook-up of hers)
oh man Emily just had a make-up hook-up after she made out with that douchebag Steven last week.
Make-Up Hook-Up by thatwhiteguy09 November 21, 2011
i'm finna go up'n'up wit dat bitch muthafucca
up'n'up by spark'em urb October 4, 2005

up and up 

Said of outspoken, autocratic persons that profess to always be right and boast about how they 'told somebody off'.
I feel jaded after listening to her. She's always on the up and up.
up and up by Indiana Jones February 20, 2004