Unkidnappable 

A person or being whom is so gigantically huge in stature, and/or so morbidly obese they cannot be kidnapped; therefore making them unkidnappable.

"Yo Tom, this shawty is thicca that a 500lb bowl of oatmeal, she's unkidnappable!"

Unkidnappable by VillainousVixen June 4, 2020

unreddit 

1. To clean

2. To lose weight

“The boy unreddited his unorganized room”

“Wow, John really unreddited over the summer!”

unreddit by CrazyMangoz March 15, 2021

uneducated goose penis 

The best insult to give someone that has displayed no intelligence what so ever.

Drew is such an uneducated goose penis!

Why is there so many uneducated goose penis' here?

uneducated goose penis by The Basic January 8, 2014

ucked 

Alternate word for "fucked"

He got hit by a car, man his face was ucked.

ucked by login June 24, 2005

uneducated 

a derogatory word used to describe working-class people, often mistaking pretentious shows of education for intelligence and wisdom, or assuming that ignorance and foolishness are symptoms of poverty

I met someone today who didn't know the difference between a desert fork and a soufflé fork. I say, these uneducated people will be the downfall of America.

Well I never! I overheard a vagrant African American uttering that the rich should be taxed more heavily despite the fact that John D. Rockefeller's "Some Random Reminiscences of Men and Events," which he probably has not even read, clearly states otherwise. How uneducated can a person be?

uneducated by Urban Dictionary account August 23, 2017

Unkeyboardinated 

Someone who hunts and pecks at a keyboard.

My friend is really unkeyboardinated - it takes her half an hour to write a one-paragraph email.

Unkeyboardinated by ritzbitzn August 7, 2014

Unedited google doc

A phrase used to describe uncultured racist white people mostly Americans

Why don’t you add some spice unedited google doc😀

Unedited google doc by Relatable-tantrum thrower March 30, 2021