Tomatoes on Cheesecake 

A rendition of "Jingle Bells," known best by noobs, nubs, nubtarts, nubcakes, and anyone nubular.

"Jingle bells, jingle bells, tomatoes on cheesecake!"

Tomatoes on Cheesecake by Jackieespiffy November 18, 2006

Cheating Tomatoes 

The act of lying by omitting the truth, to have knowledge of something that someone else wants, needs, or should know. Typically omitted for selfish reasons.

She knew I wouldn't approve of her actions so she's been cheating tomatoes to keep me from being pissed at her.

Cheating Tomatoes by milowe October 27, 2010

tomatoes for charity 

An organization that purely exists in the imagination of young girls that gives tomatoes to charities.

Person A: what on earth are you going to do with all of those tomatoes?

Person B: well of course I'm going to give them to Tomatoes for Charity

tomatoes for charity by bazooka-princesses3 January 2, 2012

Water the tomatoes 

When a man's penis is so short that when he pees he pisses on his balls

Son of a bitch! My dick is so shriveled up from the cold weather that it made me water the tomatoes.

Water the tomatoes by Breadfan4life October 14, 2021

Rotten Tomatoes Dilemma 

When the opinions of your work of art by the educated few and the general public are wildly different from one another, leaving you unsure on which you should treat as important or relevant.

Ah yes, the ole' Rotten Tomatoes Dilemma; do you listen to the critics who know what they're talking about who what you to stimulate them intellectually, or the audience who come en masse to make an emotional connection with what you've made? Which one truly matters? Which one should you take seriously? Who's opinion effects future exhibitions? Do either of them even matter?

Rotten Tomatoes Dilemma by The Logical Fallacy June 10, 2022

fish taco with extra tomatoes

a fish taco with extra tomatoes is simply a vagina during a period.

*warning* eat at own discretion

dude, i went over to sarah's house last night... unfortunately, i didn't know she'd be serving me a fish taco with extra tomatoes!

fish taco with extra tomatoes by crimson scorch November 26, 2006

Sun-Dried Tomatoes 

The inability to properly perform cunnilingus (go down on a chick) due to extreme dryness. Often occurs when the female is extremely intoxicated, or by chance is dehydrated from anorexia/bulemia. The name is acquired from the girl's crotch strong resemblence to a sun-dried tomatoe from the Olive Garden. Can be abbreviated to 'Tomatoe,' if both parties know what the abbreviation implies. Also can become the guilty girl's new pet nickname.

{Lunch the morning after a party} "So, did you get anything out of her?" "Shit, all I got was a fucking Sun-Dried Tomatoe."

Sun-Dried Tomatoes by Pize October 15, 2004