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toenail collecting 

toenail collecting is obviously the most fun activity through your day, if you've never bitten off a toenail and stashed it away in a jar, you are not normal.
My favorite thing to do is toenail collecting
toenail collecting by pissBrow's November 13, 2022

Toenail Violin

The act of using your toenail as a violin string. Able to play very sad music.
Person 1: Jared, I can’t find my Toenail Violin
Jared: its on your foot dumbass

Toenail strat 

When one uses there big toenail to scratch the tip of their penis to pleasure themselves.

P.S the more blood the better
Example: Just got off work can’t wait to hit the toenail Strat
Toenail strat by Wock fiends March 30, 2024

ingrown toenail 

The most painful thing some onecan go through..its where your toenail curves and starts to cut threw skin.
That ingrown toenail hurts like hell!!

My ingrown toenail is causing an infection.

They cut my toe off be cause of the ingrown toenail!
ingrown toenail by One painful thing December 28, 2005

lil toenail 

Lil toenail is a dude with a ski mask and finna finesse all your grandmas on the very same day your reading this. Good Luck ;)
lil toenail by Lil Orgy August 14, 2017

cooler than the polar bear's toenail 

Trick Daddy's new album is cooler than the polar bear's toenail.