the thing that should not be 

a kick ass song by METALLICA. it was made in their good days before they sold out.

master of puppets is the best album

the thing that should not be by MetallilbangeR April 7, 2005

Here's the thing 

"Here's the thing" can be used as a buildup to an insult and to make sure you'll have the attention of the receiving party. Ending it with a "that's more or less the thing" will let them know that you've finished conveying this information.

Jack: My allegiance is to the law, I'm paid to uphold the law.
Bill: What in the heaven's name are you talking about? You may have misgivings, but don't go believing that, Jack. That way lies damnation.
Jack: I'm in no danger of damnation, Bill.
Bill: Here's the thing, I don't give tuppenny fuck about your moral conundrum you meat-headed shit sack, that's more or less the thing.

Here's the thing by tuppenny March 22, 2020

thing with the thing 

Some activity with some object that you can't or won't name because a) it's embarrassing b) it's too weird c) you don't know what it's called or d) it's just funnier like that.
Not infrequently used to refer to sexual activities.

Hey Hon, how about tonight you do that thing with the thing, you know, that I like so much?

thing with the thing by wizofaus June 29, 2011

now here's the thing 

A phrase often used when trying to explain why something is, isn't, needs to be, or just in general. This phrase often talks about an invisible or nonexistent object or "thing." Will often cause anger or laughter.

Guy 2: Hey why do these things run away when I get close.

Guy 1: Now here's the thing David-

Guy 2: I swear to God if you say "Now here's the thing" one more time I will strangle you.

Guy 3, 4, 5, and 6: Enormous uproar of laughter.

now here's the thing by Wolfman5461 November 29, 2016

that's the thing 

A phrase used by Mira Suta to convey the message that her false fact is true using a series of other false facts.

Mira: Duck Hunt is really good. His side B is really powerful!
Mike: But he's low tier, and nobody likes him or uses him.
Mira: That's the thing! Nobody knows what to expect!

that's the thing by WeirdWordsWhat June 24, 2020

Don't jackass the thing 

Dont jackass the thing-Uncle Rowley

Rowley said don't jackass the thing.

Don't jackass the thing by Kdinoo_ August 19, 2021

You know, the thing 

The thing, you know, it's the thing, the thing that Sleepy Joe Biden clearly doesn't know.

Sleepy Joe: all men and muwaman were created by the, go, you know, you know, the thing!

America: yes we know "the thing", but you don't, Joe!

You know, the thing by Cornpop was a bad dude July 21, 2022