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Jess the Jambo singer 

The girl who wrote the Jamboree song for the 24th World scout jamboree (the one with the ukulele) . If you haven't heard this song don't go listen to it it will be stuck in ur head for ages. If you go watch the live version at the opening ceremony you will see a big voice break towards the end of the performance.
"is that jess the Jambo singer?!?! "

The Masked Singer 

A show where a bunch of crappy pop singers embrace their inner fursona, spending their time performing erotic furry dances for their audience on FOX, the homeland for furry news and entertainment.
I told Billy that I watched the masked singer; he responded by calling me a furry loving fureeaboo.

The Scorpion Stinger 

The Scorpion Stinger deserves more attention, he is that underrated

the blue stinger

"The 'Blue Stinger' is when you're watching a really good porn and you're jerking off, and you're just about to cum when somebody and punches you in the face." - Short Bus
boy's about to get "the blue stinger" and he doesn't even know it... poor fool.

The Masked Singer 

When you ejaculate on your partner's face while in the shower. This will lead to a nasty, sticky face mask as if you put superglue on your skin. Singing is not mandatory, but a nice plus if their vocal skills are on point.
She wanted my semen on her face while showering, but I warned her for The Masked Singer effect. Did it anyway.

The Greatest Rock Singer 

Person 1: Freddie Mercury is The Greatest Rock Singer of all time